Regimantas Vilius Vilkas

hay... stop that

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

I'm tired.

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

What do you call a witch who busted her knee?
Hurt-my-knee Granger🧹

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

How tf were the 70's almost 50 years ago?

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

Tri poloski
#lthsprom19

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

Stranger: So where are you from?
Me: Lithuania
Stranger: Oh so you're Welsh
Me: No I'm Lithuanian, it's north of Poland
Stranger: Oh so you're Polish
Me: sure😑
#lithuanianproblems

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

What if Jack Frost was upset that it wasn't cold and snowy on Christmas, so he killed Santa Claus and this cold weather is his revenge?

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

It's a bit chilly outside isn't it?

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

I don't get why everyone's bitchin about this weather. This is why us Balts came to Michigan🌬❄

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

Nebeprisikiškiakopūsteliaujantiesiems🇱🇹

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

SKINSIU RAUDONA RRROOOŽŽŽĖĖĖ🎶🇱🇹

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

Hay do I have any other Lithuanians here at #SciTechLeaders

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

People say nothing is impossible.
But I do nothing every day.

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

If Han Solo had a partner, would his name be Han Duo?🤔

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

If we have a 25 cent coin, then shouldn't we have a $25 dollar bill? #showerthoughts

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

Why are thoughts so dangerous?

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

All I wanna do is go do a diner and eat waffles at 9p.m. is that too much to ask?

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

@WagnerKarmen Some super glue should fix that

[Regimantas Vilius Vilkas @vilkas77]

What's with all these depressing tweets on Twitter? I mean guys calm down, it gets better.🙊🙉🙈