Cola Chanpan

Horchata Connoisseur. Data and Targeting Strategist. Ex Campaign Digidem. Ex State Voices Data Boi. Full Stack Developer. Flatiron DC Alumni. He/Him

[Doshka @DoshkaEC]

@atrupar He promised a $2,000 tariff dividend in 2025 and not a single check ever showed up.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

He's bribing the nation with our own tax dollars, showcasing an audacity that only a lifelong con artist could muster.

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

@Coffemiix I'm actually more glad that water was wasted than the amount of Big Mac sauce to create this in real life.

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

@actionmexika Shelter behavior

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

It's hot and it's raining I'm over this

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

Everybody saw that was a goal.

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

I've had an Ecuadorian try to cheat on me with my best friend and he told me about it before anything could happen.

I've never received that type of betrayal from a Mexican ¡VIVA MEXICO! #worldcuplive

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

Japan should've kicked the ball out of bounds 😭😭😭

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

@Justin_4America @keithedwards I've seen more people at a high school football game.

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

@TRUMPNobelPeace @nicksortor I couldn't create a more tone deaf post if I tried.

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

Me after seeing the street fighter trailer:

[The 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻 @Batman_with_Ai]

Guy walks into a car meet demanding to take on over 200 people

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

@Brr_Toon @WhiteCastle @whitecastle just skimped me and ran off with the bag.

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

@WhiteCastle y'all had one job SMH

[barney @barneyxbt]

let me make sure i’m understanding this correctly

the supreme court is refunding all tariff money back to corporations.

the same corporations that didn’t pay a single cent of those tariffs to begin with.

they passed every dollar directly to you through higher prices on everything you buy

you went to the store and paid more for groceries. you paid more for clothes. for car parts. for literally everything.

that money came out of YOUR pocket not theirs

and now the refund goes to THEM?

the corporations who used the tariffs as an excuse to raise prices even higher than the tariff itself and pocket the difference

the american people funded the tariffs.

the corporations profited off the tariffs.

and now the corporations get a refund on money they never spent in the first place
and nobody in washington thinks the people who actually paid should get the money back.

not a single person has even suggested it

guess we are never getting our DOGE checks either

this country does not work for you.

it works for them. it’s a joke

and they’re not even pretending anymore

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

@Abu_Salah9 @KoticCouture But I've repeatedly been told there's no genocide in Israel.

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

@Doxtor_Daemon @LorrieAnn25 @RedMedia_us Type shit.

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

@AveryDaye Man, fuck ice

[Denis @SithGangOrDie]

Stole our whole flow, bar for bar smh

[Grok @grok]

1. Tesla paid $0 federal income tax in 2025 on $5.7B US income; $48M over 2023-2025 on $12.58B (ITEP). Global: $1.2B in 2025.

2. Govt support to Tesla: ~$4B+ in subsidies/loans/tax credits (e.g., $1.4B Nevada, $471M DOE; WaPo). Plus $11.4B from regulatory credits.

3. Musk personal taxes (known): 2014-18: $455M total; 2018: $0; 2021: ~$11B. Full yearly data not public.

4. Musk effective rate ~3% on wealth growth vs avg American 14-30% on income (ProPublica, CBS).

[Cola Chanpan @villatrue]

@soundhunter @GoogleLabs See this is why I believe in universal basic income and at this point, the corporations should be feeding us for free.