Vimukthi Ekanayake

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

Egg hoppers and egg roti now coming with not a full egg is normalised.
I don’t care what economists say that’s a recession indicator if I’ve ever seen one.

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

@moanasmom Smh

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

Girlfriend: I just had a bad dream.

Me: What happened?

Girlfriend: You told me I couldn’t order food anymore when I already planned to get wontons :(

Me: -_-

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

@chemicalguns There is no winning

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

I want to be an AI hater. I really do.
But @claudeai single handedly just blows my mind when I use it.

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

Who decided that toothbrushes have to be must for obnoxious primary and secondary colours?

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

@stressedteacup

[Nishan de Mel @NCdeMel]

To keep pricing fuel on our cost recovery formula?
or not to--and give relief?

We hear this question a lot in #SriLanka with the global price shock triggered by war on Iran.

Good news! it's not a binary choice. Both are possible

1. Fully recover cost
2. Give relief to people

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

This January is the least January of Januarys to ever January.

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

This is more relevant than ever.

[Bloomberg @business]

Economists are starting to suspect that unions were a better deal than textbooks made them out to be https://t.co/5GZuqZAtnx via @bopinion

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

@stressedteacup thinks her type is Zuko,
But in reality it’s Sokka

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

The new iPhone lineup having titanium reserved for the phone no one will buy low-key feels like the US is saving up titanium for war related purposes

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

@thames0 You don’t deserve a like

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

One piece is a religious experience.

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

ChatGPT is asking me to wait half an hour to work on a thing.

I am convinced there is an Indian boy working hard to scrounge through these annual reports and compile the data I need.

Probably cheaper that way too lmao

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

The worsening of @PickMeLK and @Uber_SL over the past month has to be studied

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

The least this rat bastard can do is drive fast to where I need to get to. Took 210 bucks extra and trying to save petrol here by driving at walking speed.

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

I can’t believe I just tipped 210 bucks on @Uber to get a driver to accept me. I wait half an hour on both apps but then I tip and instant accept 4 mins away.
පාරේ tuks charge less than this nonsense.
Don’t even get me started on @PickMeLK drivers trying to name their own price

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

I will never financially recover from this. The little centre shock chewing gums are 10 rupees a pop. My measly 50 bucks could only afford 5 of them :(

[Vimukthi Ekanayake @vimukthi_007]

Trump is basically Gota. This is exactly what happened pre economic crisis. Tax cuts for the wealthiest people in the country while having piled up government debt. Except this time the USA might take us all down with them.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“THE ONE, BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL” has PASSED the House of Representatives! This is arguably the most significant piece of Legislation that will ever be signed in the History of our Country! The Bill includes MASSIVE Tax CUTS, No Tax on Tips, No Tax on Overtime, Tax Deductions when you purchase an American Made Vehicle, along with strong Border Security measures, Pay Raises for our ICE and Border Patrol Agents, Funding for the Golden Dome, “TRUMP Savings Accounts” for newborn babies, and much more! Great job by Speaker Mike Johnson, and the House Leadership, and thank you to every Republican who voted YES on this Historic Bill! Now, it’s time for our friends in the United States Senate to get to work, and send this Bill to my desk AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! There is no time to waste. The Democrats have lost control of themselves, and are aimlessly wandering around, showing no confidence, grit, or determination. They have forgotten their landslide loss in the Presidential Election, and are warped in the past, hoping someday to revive Open Borders for the World’s criminals to be able to pour into our Country, men to be able to play in women’s sports, and transgender for everybody. They don’t realize that these things, and so many more like them, will NEVER AGAIN happen!