Vinay Sharma

Stand-up Comedian.
Show enquiries: [email protected]

[Rohit @Iam_Rohit_G]

Imagine you're on the 14th floor. A fire or earthquake strikes, lifts stop working, and you're alone with your child.
How do you escape?

An Indian company, Skydrop, has introduced a balcony safety cable system with free training for every user, offering a potential emergency evacuation option when every second matters.

High-rise societies spend crores on luxury amenities. Maybe it's time to invest just as seriously in life-saving safety solutions.

[Shubham Mishra @brahma_4u]

India trains the engineer.

America files the patents.
Gurtej Sandhu was raised in Amritsar and trained at IIT Delhi.

He now holds 1,299 US patents at Micron, Edison topped out at 1,093.

Sandhu is the 7th most prolific inventor in American history.

His titanium nitride deposition work is why every DRAM cell in your phone and every GPU training a foundation model actually holds charge.

Micron, Samsung, and SK Hynix own 95% of global DRAM.

None of them are Indian.

We export the inventor.

We import the chip.

[Vinay Sharma @vinaycomedy]

Dear .@IDFCFIRSTBank I get calls from your credit card or banking team everyday. These calls are from AI generated voices and they do not understand my disinterest in your services. Is there a way to stop these calls. Please help. Sharing my number in DM with you. Thanks.

[Joy Bhattacharjya @joybhattacharj]

Ishan Kishan is a terrific cricketer who has just essayed an amazing international comeback.
He has also made almost a 100 crores just from IPL fees, not counting international duty and endorsements. This cheque is not a 100th of what he has already made and he's not the greedy sort.
So one can only assume this was literally a payout for a photo-op with him to ensure that the others in the picture got into the papers and all over social media.
Obviously, why spend one crore of government money on creating facilities or training centres or bankrolling poor athletes when you can instead use it to create a photo op by paying the one of the few athletes from your state who really does not need the money!
And that's why sport in India is where it is.

[Nithin Kamath @Nithin0dha]

Asked someone from the industry whether foreign investors are still interested in allocating to India. The TLDR:

Interest has pretty much died out. India is seen as geopolitically exposed, especially to an oil shock. There are no real AI plays. Valuations are rich. And the rupee situation doesn't help.

On top of that, investors who were sitting on gains have taken money off the table and are now looking at markets like Japan, Taiwan, Korea, Europe etc instead.

He also pointed out that our LTCG/STCG structure and the increase in STT have made India less attractive compared to other markets that are seeing inflows.

If we need to attract FPIs back, and we do, fixing this feels like pretty low-hanging fruit.

[Sann @san_x_m]

His name is Sanjiv Chaturvedi.

IFS 2002 batch. Engineer from MNNIT Allahabad.

In Haryana he exposed fake plantation schemes. Illegal tree felling. Misuse of government funds.

He was transferred 12 times in 7 years.

In 2012 he became Chief Vigilance Officer at AIIMS Delhi.

In two years he investigated 200 corruption cases.

Rs 3,750 crore irregularity in campus expansion. Fake medicines being sold inside hospital premises. Corrupt officials at every level.

CBI cases were registered against senior bureaucrats.

In August 2014 he was transferred out of AIIMS.

The health minister who transferred him later became party president of the ruling party.

In 2015 he won the Ramon Magsaysay Award.

He donated the entire prize money to AIIMS for treatment of poor patients.

AIIMS returned his cheque.

He has been in non-field postings for 9 years since then.

16 judges have recused themselves from hearing his cases.

No government in India wants him posted in their state.

That is how you know he is doing his job right.

[Akul (𝑨𝑻10) @Loyalsachfan10]

Bro who decided this video should be this short 🚨

Manoj Tiwari ji hit that exact same shot off Sonu Sood that Virat Kohli smashed off Haris Rauf… bro literally did it before Virat 😭🔥

GOAT 🐐🐐

[Thor Odinson @thorodinson07]

This isn’t just food adulteration - this is an organized public health disaster.

A raid in Surat’s Pandesara area led to the seizure of around 1400 kg of suspected paneer. Laboratory tests confirmed the presence of vegetable oil mixed with industrial acids - substances that have no place in food.

This wasn’t a one-off operation. For the past 2 years, nearly 400 kg of paneer was being produced daily and supplied to dairies, hotels, restaurants, and caterers.

What makes it worse?
The operator held an FSSAI license registered in Vasai, but was running this illegal manufacturing unit in Surat.

Think about it - what people believed was paneer was actually a toxic mix.

And what is the system focused on?
Filing FIRs against those who are exposing such issues.

As long as adulterators operate freely and whistleblowers are targeted, this poison will keep circulating in the market.

This is not negligence - this is a direct threat to public health.

We need accountability. We need action.

Link of the article- https://t.co/Uh3C1G2THr

#SaveFreeSpeech

[Sann @san_x_m]

His name was Manjunath Shanmugam.

He was an IIM Lucknow graduate.

He got a job with Indian Oil Corporation as a sales officer.

His territory was Uttar Pradesh.

He found that petrol pump dealers were adulterating fuel and cheating customers.

He reported it. He sealed the pumps.

On November 19 2005 a petrol pump owner shot him dead outside his office.

He was 27 years old.

The killers were convicted. Sentenced to life imprisonment.

His parents did not get compensation for 15 years.

His college created the Manjunath Shanmugam Trust in his name to fight corruption.

Some men die because they refused to look the other way.

India forgets them too quickly.

[medusa @medussa007]

Someone cooked @airtelindia so bad 🤣🤣

They bought https://t.co/Sx1K1F58bL domain to write how shitty their service is 🔥🔥🔥

[Joy Bhattacharjya @joybhattacharj]

15 years ago, there was a Rugby World Cup in NZ. Shane Bond had gone back after a season with KKR, and I remember his happiness while following his social media feed when he got allotted some tickets in a ticket lottery.
Shane Bond, legitimate Kiwi sporting legend, applying in a lottery for tickets for a game in his own country.
That's a culture I would so love to see for India. Our politicians and bureaucrats are just so entitled about their rights to free tickets.
Ask any IPL franchise dealing with police and local administration!

[Siddharth Mathur @TheSidMathur]

This guy is doing same step throughout his career

Viral ab hua 😂

[Jiten Parmar @jitenkparmar]

Never ever take a travel policy from @policybazaar

I took a @CareHealthIndia travel policy from Policybazaar.

My flight from Dubai got delayed by more than 4 hours (Jan 2026).

I put in a claim as > 4 hours delay, a compensation was to be paid as per policy document.

And then the nightmare started. They asked for some docs, which I sent. Policybazaar RM follows up. They keep calling that Care Insurance requires more docs. I tell them it is too much an hassle and I don't want to pursue the claim. But they pursue me to send the docs and they will do the followup with Care. Policybzaar keeps calling and I do give the docs. All that are required. As claim amount is not worth the docs they keep on asking everytime, I decide not to pursue.

Care keeps asking for already sent documents. Policybazaar has no clue. Each time different RM calls. I tell them don't call me. But I keep getting calls. And Care keeps sending mails and SMS asking for docs already submitted.

It seems Care doesn't want to pay. Fine, I have learnt my lession. I will never buy again from Care and Policybazaar.

I don't want the claim. Stop the harassment. Please don't call me again.

[Maj Manik M Jolly,SM @Manik_M_Jolly]

The guy ordered a helmet before traffic police could write his challan 😅

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Kumar Sanu kya singer hai yaar. Jab bhi unke gaane sunta hoon lagta hai mere baal kat rahe hain.

[Revant Himatsingka “Food Pharmer” @foodpharmer2]

6 Companies Misleading India 🇮🇳

[Rakesh Krishnan Simha @ByRakeshSimha]

Hello @CNNnews18 if your journalists are using AI to write basic news articles, at least get them to erase the evidence. This particular journalist Feroz Khan has not deleted the prompts by ChatGPT, Grok or Perplexity or whatever chatbot he used. Just unbelievably sloppy.

[Amardeep Singh @singhamardeep]

This is what we need to prepare for.

Cheap drones are the most lethal weapons in modern times.

We better prepare. They are coming in swarms.

[Dr Prashant Mishra @drprashantmish6]

@Atulsingh_asan Star and Care are unique - patients are unhappy , Doctors are unhappy, Hospitals are unhappy , i think only agents may be happy .

[Kungfu Pande 🇮🇳 (Parody) @pb3060]

An IAS officer in Chhattisgarh FIXED a maternal health CRISIS that the government couldn't solve with a recipe older than modern medicine.

She did it with a ladoo!
Yes, you read that right 🤯

Okay so here’s what happened:
Koriya district had one of the worst maternal health records in the state:

→ High-risk pregnancies → Underweight babies → Mothers going into labour severely anaemic.

Simply because pregnant women weren't getting enough nutritious food.

So District Collector Chandan Tripathi did something no consultant would pitch.

She turned a grandmother’s ragi modak into a structured maternal health system.

Here’s what they did differently:

→ Created iron-rich ragi modak ladoos (dietician approved)
→ Gave 2 ladoos daily to every pregnant woman
→ Added iron supplementation from the 5th month
→ Paired each woman with a “Poshan Sangwari” to ensure she actually consumed them

They called it the Koriya Modak Ladoo programme.

The most brilliant part about this is that they didn't hire outsiders to make the ladoos.

The same women it was meant to help now make the ladoos, earning ₹10,000–12,000 per month.

And look at the results now:

✅ 57% reduction in low birth weight cases.
✅ 362/398 underweight mothers gained healthy weight
✅ 3,00,000+ ladoos distributed so far.

And all of this was possible not because of a ₹100 crore government tender but because of trust in community knowledge and the will to execute it properly.

Sometimes the most powerful solutions aren’t expensive.