Vince The Capitalist

43. Trucker turned marketing consultant. Monocular diabetic. American of Mexican heritage. Serial entrepreneur. Unapologetic capitalist. Flaming ammosexual.

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

Did you survive the #fakebomb attacks? Get this design on a t-shirt! Limited quantities will be available so slide into my DMs to order yours today! #maga #magabomber #fakebombs #fakenews #pipebomb #magabombhoax #kag #republican #midterm #election2018 #democrat #liberal

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@lizpisarek Fact!

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

Gig work is for people with an entrepreneurial mindset. Employees need not apply.

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@JessicaStoffer3 @Instacart @mcuban We're not employees. I don't care to be one, either.

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@Instacart Hi. So, I signed up last week. The debit card and lanyard came in the mail Friday. Checkr says they've completed my background check, yet the app still says it's in progress. Any help?

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@HillaryClinton Thank God it's only the next few weeks and not the last 3 years!

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@lizpisarek Saint Peregrine Laziosi, pray for us.

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@Bossy_Leah Lol she's nuts. 🤣😂

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@Bossy_Leah ...and this is why "Always treat the weapon as if it's loaded" is one of the first things they say in gun safety training class. 🙄

Fucking idiot.

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

I don't want to hear another damned thing about money influencing elections. Mini Mike Bloomberg has spent an OBSCENE amount of money on his campaign and has yet to win anything.

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@twhusky85 @brianstelter @trawetsla Well aren't you a beacon of leftist tolerance and compassion?

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@Bossy_Leah I think it's safe to say that we'd take you in any color you came. Although I did get a Dolly Parton vibe from the blonde, just way hotter! 😍

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@cdfinch @Bossy_Leah Gingers are my kryptonite. If she went red I'd walk to her if I had to! 😂

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@Bossy_Leah I think you could pull it off!

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@ewarren That must be some strong peyote.

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

I thought pow wows involved peyote...

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

I've got a plan to legalize marijuana, rebuild communities devastated by failed anti-marijuana policies, and ensure that those communities are equally able to participate in the budding cannabis industry. Here’s how we’ll do it. https://t.co/11E2gfCHel

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@turkeyboy_ @Bossy_Leah You seem angry...

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@AngelGenovese3 @Bossy_Leah How do you rectify screaming about Russians AND supporting a communist?

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

Dear @TheDemocrats,

You can still nominate Anthony Wiener for President and Eric Holder for VP!

You can do this!!

Make the Wiener - Holder ticket happen! 😂🤣😂🤣

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

Hitler thought certain people shouldn't exist as well...

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

In a time when ~60% of American workers make less than $40,000 a year, billionaires should not exist.

[Vince The Capitalist @vincethecappie]

@Bossy_Leah We need to take dem ballots and vote for bootyjudge. Sanders cannot be allowed to become the Democrat nominee under any circumstances!