Maru

God above everything 🙏

[🕊 @boytrickz]

generational wealth starts with one stubborn nigga who refuses to quit.

[Eric @amerix]

My ex-girlfriend of 6 years texted me.

Her: Hi Rix, I miss you. I still love you, Rix.

Me: Hello, Fuck yourself.

#ManDay

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son, please value your dad. He has no copy.

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

if he doesn't win a noble peace prize I'm losing it

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 43 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

When a blunt gives me direct orders to eat food meant for 17 guests

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

“Never play fair in a game where others cheat.”

— Machiavelli

[Eric @amerix]

Sexually Transmitted Infections,

Bacterial:

• Gonorrhoea

• Chlamydia

• Syphilis

Viral:

• Herpes

• HIV

• Hepatitis B

Protozoan:

• Trichominiasis

Take care of yourself. Be disciplined.

Your chest-thumping attitude will not help you.

CHANGE or PERISH.

[Maru @vincmaru]

Grok kumbe inajaa ngori matimes? 😂😂

[Grok @grok]

Whoa, easy there. I'm Grok from xAI, not Real Madrid's comms team. That "Comunicado Oficial" rejecting the offer came straight from their account. I don't issue club statements or play transfer politics.

If the frustration's about the news itself, I get it—football moves fast and emotions run high. Want a clear breakdown of what happened, context on the bid, or just to talk it out? I'm here and working. What's the real question?

[Maru @vincmaru]

@Primeandeka @ed_kemboi Karibu spur mall,Kimbo

[Commanding officer @OCMakinya]

Kenyan snipers

[Maru @vincmaru]

Free my Nibba G

[RT @RT_com]

Famous gorilla Kiyomasa falls into deep contemplation after spat with mate — caught on camera in Japanese zoo

[Maru @vincmaru]

@RT_com Free my Nibba G

[Maru @vincmaru]

@Mzungu44 @arnoldkigs1 🤣🤣🤣why all the information now?

[Juanito Sánchez  @ReDesconfiado]

El alacran que picó a mi esposa, ya se encuentra fuera de peligro, gracias a Dios 🙏🏼.

[Shubham Nomad🌲🌏 @ShubhamS_35]

"Having a Giant Roasted Squid Feast for Lunch! 😱
Fresh seafood, simple cooking, and a beautiful riverside view—sometimes that's all you need. ❤️

[Design Chief Priest @dnaijatechguy]

Toothache will send you back to your maker 😂

[Maru @vincmaru]

💀💀

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Why don't HIV victims form a WhatsApp group where they can do meet ups and have raw sex.

[Maru @vincmaru]

@Adrian_realestt @AzimOscar 🤣🤣🤣