Sharon

sc: sharonislame I want to be a meme cashapp: $sharonislame she/her

[Sharon @vinereference]

@Snapchat does your stupid company actually employ any humans to work customer support? Or do you just leave ai chat bots to piss people off until they give up? No publicly accessible way to contact an actual person is pretty sus don’t you think?

[Sharon @vinereference]

They can’t spell. Won’t follow directions. Refuse to think critically. Will give up without trying bc it’s “too hard”. And talk over you when you try to help them. Then laugh bc it’s funny they aren’t functional learners. It’s ridiculous.

[🍸🐆 @itscelyunique]

the teachers really on tiktok calling yall kids slow LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Sharon @vinereference]

I saw a TikTok explain that this diss was more severe than it translated. That man is color blind and very very sensitive about it (nearly killed several people over it). She basically rubbed on his face that he’s never known “color” in his life and never will

[AiSh TLG 🦋 @MeeeAisha]

The GAG of the century

[Sharon @vinereference]

Hot damn. Yall single?

[Metropolitan @metrofive5]

How it started How it’s going

[Sharon @vinereference]

@FreddyLA7 Are you in the south? ✅Is it water? ✅Then there’s a gator in it.

[Sharon @vinereference]

@crazyclips_ The way this could have killed her 💀 strong enough sound waves can disrupt cardiac rhythms

[Sharon @vinereference]

My step dad served himself easy portions like this but the difference?? He made extra bc he knew he was going to eat a lot. Especially if it was something he really liked or he had work

[Méli de la Fontaine ✨⛲️ @Meli_Positive]

Je vois mon « mari » se servir comme ça je suis dégoûté une semaine 😭😭

[Sharon @vinereference]

@KevOnStage Geraldine is a very normal name 😂😂 old but normal

[Sharon @vinereference]

@olawale__01 actual bank teller wouldn’t disclose an account unless the person is also on it. I haven’t seen this movie in forever so I don’t remember if he was on it or not. Legally a bank cannot disclose info about another person without permission. Married or not- former banker

[Sharon @vinereference]

If you’re looking for a proper answer: federal reserve. All money passes thru the reserve. Bank systems process the transfer, double checked, then sent to the reserve before making it to its destination. That takes a few days. Fed holiday means closed reserve. -former banker

[Sarah🇵🇸🇱🇧Climate🦜Deep ecology🌳 @clearticulation]

Please explain why the banks don’t process payments over Easter, weekends, public holidays? Banking is all computerised 24/7 and robots don’t take holidays so WTF?

[Sharon @vinereference]

My mom brought us over to my godmothers house. Her wife was there and I spent the entire night waiting for her “husband” to show up. When they went to bed in the same room, I was like “wow what good friends” 😂 my mom said that was her wife and I just rolled with it

[nalafinn @fleshpoet]

do you guys remember your first exposure to Gay people as a concept

[Sharon @vinereference]

@NickZararis The way I had this exact conversation with my mom yesterday. She’s been spouting the same bullshit for months. 1) I’m already employed but it’s “not good enough” 2) she’s 100% retired and hasn’t worked in 10 years. Her advice “stop being so picky”

[Sharon @vinereference]

I was having a silly convo with my ex about how my flirting technique was the EXACT opposite of what hers would be. Mine- stare creepily and hope she realized it meant I thought she was cute. Hers- approach me like a normal person 💀😂

[Sharon @vinereference]

I put an Apple tag on mine because of her ability to disappear. She somehow made her way outside on several occasions. That child stresses me out

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

As a longtime dog person who now owns a cat, it’s super weird to have a pet that you sometimes just have absolutely no idea where they are. I don’t know if cat people understand how much of an emergency “I can’t find my dog” is

[Sharon @vinereference]

Yall working with middle schoolers is not for the weak 💀 a conversation on taxes just went way off the rails. I felt so bad for the teacher answering these out of pocket questions

[Sharon @vinereference]

My old roommate (gay man) and I would go shopping in public and pretend to be an arguing couple. One time he yelled at me “I’m not buying you fucking flowers!” So loud several people turned around. One older woman gasped. I about pissed myself laughing 💀 later

[AWENI ONIBATA(your handmade footwear plug). @AweniOnibata]

What is the craziest thing a friend has done to you?

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Remembering Anton Yelchin on his birthday 💔

He would have been 37 today 🕊️

[Sharon @vinereference]

I feel like these troll accounts steal pics of actual married men bc they know people will look into the account & “have proof” of them interacting with a woman while spouting the most ridiculous incel crap. Basically farming engagement. Or they really are that dumb/bold

[Evie ♡ @EFCevie]

wonder how your wife would feel when she finds out you’re dming other women shit like this?

[Sharon @vinereference]

@prinkasusa Very well thanks lol

[Sharon @vinereference]

@wendyp4545 I live in Hawaii (known for its outrageous prices) and it cost me $80 to neuter my kitten in January. Where the heck are you located?! That’s insane