@pascalispunnk people are always asking you to be their daddy, but having caught up on @themandalorian and @TheLastofUsHBO HBO, my husband @HattMattorf were wondering if you would raise our kid if she's orphaned, bc she loves you and you give good dad, dude.
Intellectually, I know that @TomHolland1996 is doing fine, but I just got around to seeing No Way Home and like... I am adopting Peter Parker. He is cordially invited to every holiday meal ever. I can't even look at a picture of Tom Holland without my mom sense tingling.