my sister says the saddest things

.allhere

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

Mulholland Drive if it happened in The Swag Era

[Katya @katya_zamo]

No, no! It’s fine! It’s perfectly fine that no one told me about the screening of Mulholland Drive at the Hollywood Forever cemetery tonight! It’s totally fine! Doesn’t really sound like something I would enjoy, I mean it’s not like the weather right now is perfect to watch a movie, certainly not my favorite movie. And definitely not in a place I have dreamed about meeting my future husband. I mean, I suppose all my “friends” must have assumed I would know about this already and will be there. Perfectly reasonable assumption to make. It’s completely understandable! No, no, it’s fine! I’m not bitter at all I swear! I’m 44 years old for Christ’s sake. I’m not going to sit and sulk here like a child. But I will block everyone in my contact list

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Raini Rodriguez has been fired from Outback Steakhouse after allegedly sprinkling MDMA on a Blooming Onion:

“At least those kids had a fire ass 13th birthday.”

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

I get gay as fuck off that YouTube

[YOUNG MOTHER out now @tyrannyblck]

theyll put a data center in ur pussy if u not paying attention

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

How many more cycles trapped in Samsara do you get for asking Grok to do this

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

happy january 6th

[osama bin donna is confessing @osamabindonna]

just realized madonna turning 17 next year—

[★ neo @neogalaxite]

this doesn’t even look normal anymore if it’s not lois

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Every American after we each lose 410 pounds

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

Currently libbing the fuck out