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@fastrlife What a stupid thing to say!

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@stats_feed Morgan wallen! Pretty disappointing

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Bengaluru airport security.

Officer: bag me murti hai?
Me: sir Puruskar hai
Officer: acha. Is me ke sharp
Point hai?
Me: sir sharp nahi hai. Uska pankh hai.
Officer: acha acha. Dikhaiye.

I open the bag. He looks at the award. Lifts it up. It’s not sharp.

Officer: accha hai. Badhai ho. Kya karte ho?
Me: Comedian sir. Joke sunata hoon.
Him: joke ke liye puruskar milte hain?
Me: mujhko bhi ajeeb laga sir.

We both laugh. I put it back in the bag. I head to my flight.

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@cprwarner

[Lukas Slothuus @lslothuus]

Racism in Europe is so terrifying. Was chatting to a Nigerian guy living in Germany on the train the other day. He said one day during a storm a tree on his street fell down and blocked the pavement. He decided to pick it up and move it out of the way so people could pass...

[Alyssa Farah Griffin @Alyssafarah]

Cassidy Hutchinson is 25 years old and has more courage than many elected members of Congress more than twice her age.

[John Summit @johnsummit]

i have absolutely zero shame shazaming every track while im out

[VINAY TANTED @vinzi5]

Checkout this crisp work from my buddy @vaibhav_pandeys

[Vaibhav Pandey @vaibhav_pandeys]

Check out this account on OpenSea https://t.co/WF7GMpEAxx via @opensea @caktux #sunset #NFT #nftart

[Roop Darak @RoopDarak]

Goosebumps. Mind bIowing

[Manali @ManaliShanbhag]

@RuchiGhanashyam @HCI_London @DrSJaishankar @MEAIndia 8 indians are being forced to vacate.. no method of transportation, are they going to be on the street now?

[Manali @ManaliShanbhag]

@HCI_London @RuchiGhanashyam @PMOIndia @HarshShringla @MEAIndia @DrSJaishankar There are elderly people,families with infants who are stranded in UK who have no means to get from point A to point B to fend for food or a place to stay. #rescueindiansfromuk

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@vaibhav_pandeys @StormHour @NikonCanada @TravelAlberta @ParksCanada @Canada @ExploreCanada Welcome back!

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

98.

97 who are committed to defending the defective bulb who has accusations against him.

One to do the job.

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

1 week since Sacred Games was released . Not a single FIR for the nudity in it .
India really loves it’s porn .

[Clean Grid Alliance @CGA_Midwest]

Minnesota's #windpower is creating new jobs, providing a new source of revenue for farmers, and attracting private investment for rural communities. Learn the facts below!

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@RES_Americas @RESGroup way to go! https://t.co/ZAfPszQcxO

[Southern Power @SouthernPowerCo]

#BehindTheScenes of #SouthernPower's recent #development, the Cactus Flats Wind Facility in Eden, TX. Pictured is the approximately 175K pound nacelle being lifted to the top of the turbine. #WindEnergy

[VINAY TANTED @vinzi5]

Haha hilarious! https://t.co/HgnZuM98Wk

[camardard pnkj 🇮🇳 @AskThePankazzzz]

I asked the shopkeeper for Peanut Butter and he handed me a bundle of Beedi he was giving to someone else. It's exactly what life's been doing with me.

[President of India @rashtrapatibhvn]

First Apple computer was built in a garage, but Steve Jobs only began to change lives when he took his innovation out of the garage. We can romanticise the garage. But it is much more important to find a route to bring innovation out of the garage #PresidentKovind