chemical x

cheekbones are for suckers

[Kea @jacquemusx]

Love how this issue of The Hollywood Reporter highlighted the wonderful stylists that are responsible for the most fashionable celebrities 💚

[chemical x @violentlybubbly]

Who’s actually eating raisin escargots like they’re their FAVOURITE pastry. You lie to me and yourself

[yelli @yelli_tavarez]

THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES I REPEAT THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES

[shelbytaylor @shelby_zarlenga]

It’s been an “avoid all eye contact” kind of day.

[chemical x @violentlybubbly]

Yes I’ll pay $800 for check fillers but finding the time to lotion my legs…are you crazy💁🏻‍♀️

[chemical x @violentlybubbly]

@johncraigg I would pay big money for this account

[chemical x @violentlybubbly]

Imbibe

[chemical x @violentlybubbly]

A list of good words: dissimilar coterminous excoriate snit lambast bifurcate. TBC

[Tyler Olson, EA @olsonplanner]

Physician compensation is not the reason why you can’t afford your healthcare.

[Warehouse50 @Warehouse50]

🤔🤦‍♂️🤔

[chemical x @violentlybubbly]

It was ling but couldn’t find it so settled for duckfish. Also I think we should start reading into peoples cravings like we do their dreams bc wtf someone explain this???

[chemical x @violentlybubbly]

might use Twitter to start documenting my weird food cravings

[chemical x @violentlybubbly]

Today it’s dill.

[chemical x @violentlybubbly]

Does anyone else combine Sandra Bullock and Shania Twain into one person?

[chemical x @violentlybubbly]

@Clydestrum @mroytetzger YOU ARE NOT

[chemical x @violentlybubbly]

If you can’t find a white hetero male’s Insta account try switching the letters of his first and last name you’re welcome

[chemical x @violentlybubbly]

Sitting on the toilet with your phone is a LUXURY after sharehouses and hostels

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

about that time of year where i think buying 3 tiny gourds will heal me