Simon

I have never lied to you, ever - I have simply provided alternate facts.

[Simon @viper_114]

One eye on the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, one eye on @NicolePiastri ‘s Twitter account! Both should be very entertaining! Let’s hope Pilates gets cancelled tomorrow! #F1 #AbuDabhiGP #GrandPrix #GrandPrixFinal #OP81 #piastri #ltsgooscar 🏎️ 🇦🇺 🏁 🏆 💪 🍾 🥂

[Simon @viper_114]

https://t.co/YFjveVAvWx

[Simon @viper_114]

@NicolePiastri is a bloody national treasure and should be anointed with an OAM or whatever the hell is the top of the food chain when it comes to Aussie recognitions at the highest level.

[Simon @viper_114]

Come on #DR3, we all know there is more in the tank! Looking forward to seeing you get it together and kick some goals! #ricciardo 💪 🏎️ 🏁 🏆 🇦🇺

[Simon @viper_114]

For the record, I am absolutely a #DR3 fan and completely understand the need for him to lift his game. I strongly doubt a two race ultimatum this early in the season is a reality though and if there is one thing I hate the most, it is rubbish media reports. For any team/driver.

[Simon @viper_114]

Very surprised how many other outlets, both MSM and independents are running with the story as well. Those outlets are however hedging their bets and quickly referencing the NZ Herald as the source at the start of their posts! So if it goes tits up then they have a scapegoat.

[Simon @viper_114]

F1 news in a flurry again over a supposed two race ultimatum issued to #ricciardo to lift his game or be replaced by Liam Lawson. With the only source being the NZ Herald. A source who has not confirmed this but only ‘understands’ it to be the case. No one else reporting the same

[Simon @viper_114]

Hey @Cloudflare, your 1.1.1.1 for Families Malware & Adult Content resolver no longer appears to be blocking Adult Content. Are there any known problems with this service right now (couldn’t find anything online)? It was working perfectly up until recently, with no changes here.

[Simon @viper_114]

Hey @EnergyAustralia, I need some urgent assistance with my gas account but I don’t have the time to be on the phone or dealing with online chat for hours. Can someone please advise on how best to communicate with you via email or some other platform? Thanks, Simon. DM welcome.

[Simon @viper_114]

@F1 I think it is a smart move. Give short term contracts to the current two, take the learnings from the NDV experience and use that to really prepare Lawson for a full time seat in 2025.

Despite what anyone thinks of DR3, he has the experience & stats to fulfil AT’s requirements.

[Simon @viper_114]

@F1 The salt in this comment thread is amazing! 😂 With AT having publicly stated that they are looking for experience & stability, plus the NDV experience not working out as well as AT would have liked, did anyone really think the driver line up was going to pan out any other way?

[Simon @viper_114]

Hey @Hostplus , why are your Dev teams testing in the production environment?

[Simon @viper_114]

You know what Twitter, or X as the case may be, needs more of? Tweets from @OscarPiastri’s mum @NicolePiastri - That reply to Oscar’s two wheel tweet was top tier mum and I reckon she has A LOT more gold to deliver! #OP81MumTweets

[Simon @viper_114]

Does anyone attending the @gabsfestival Saturday arvo session, the one that is on now, have a spare ticket I could purchase from them? I happen to be in the area at a loose end and would like to go along to this session if I can. I understand that it is late but all good.

[Simon @viper_114]

@Uber_Support Will do.

[Simon @viper_114]

Seriously, @Uber_Australia , I didn’t think it was possible but your service in Melbourne continues to get worse! I literally just had a driver arrive, pretend he didn’t see us despite us waving madly at him and then cancel the job! This was a new one for me!

[Simon @viper_114]

@CommBank Thank you. Sorry to sound harsh but the issue is clearly not an app issue so uninstalling and reinstalling it would just be a waste of customers time. Outages happen, just acknowledge it and pump resources into resolving the actual problem! 😁

[Simon @viper_114]

@CommBank @kendyYao This is incorrect as I am having the same issue now as well. Also, it is not just an issue with the app (so uninstalling and reinstalling it won’t help), the NetBank website is experiencing the same issue.

[Simon @viper_114]

Looks like @CommBank #NetBank app and website are having trouble. Unable to make payments to my other accounts or others.

Anyone else experiencing the same?