vipul

[. @thefina1fantasy]

ronaldo international career over in dallas texas on a random monday afternoon 😭✌🏽

[nour 🇪🇬🇪🇸 @deertodear]

the botox physically preventing him from crying #botched #drmiami

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

I love the World Cup because I’ll hear a player mentioned and I’ll go “holy shit he’s still playing?” And I look him up and it says his current team is “the Pyongyang Nukes” (2023 - present)

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

BLEND TIM REAM INTO SOUP #BlendTimReamIntoSoup

[USMNT burner @burnerusmnt]

The Burner has a theory around the Balogun suspended red card situation but we are not sure the liberal media is ready to hear it:

Dominos claimed to give away $1 million worth of free pizza if a US player got a red card, they saw what happened and knew they couldn't financially undertake that burden, so they put a call in.

[﹒✸﹒🪭 @smokednd]

Jude Bellingham — TT by TWICE

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

😭😭😭😭

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

THROAT GOAT! Joey Chestnut ate 66 hot dogs in 10 minutes and won his 18th glizzy gobbling championship.

6.6 wieners a minute. Bonnie Blue not even reaching these heights 😭

[Yan @YanPeronn]

“Yeah I’m a life long Messi fan, i definitely want to see him win another World Cup”

Me when Vozinha makes the save of his life to deny Messi a goal:

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II Operator Lionel Messi has scored his 20th career FIFA World Cup goal

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

Whatever happens, it's clear this World Cup will be remembered as the Last Dance for the two greatest players of this generation, and maybe ever:

Lionel Messi and Vozinha

[vipul @vipulmalik_]

WE MADE THE BOARD LFG

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Rich Paul made a whiteboard laying out LeBron’s “realistic” destinations

(via Game Over Pod, @TheHeatCentral)

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

this couple committed 3 felonies at the top of the Empire State Building and are freely walking around town & riding the subway while Balogun sits locked in a FIFA prison for playing soccer

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Shai Gilgeous-Ronaldo

[vipul @vipulmalik_]

maybe life will be fun now

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Sandro Tonali expected to sign 6yr contract until June 2032 in joining Tottenham Hotspur from Newcastle United for club-record £100m package. 26yo #NUFC midfielder arrives to UK this afternoon & will take medical before sealing #THFC move @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/RYLbc535Yk