jenn

[jenn @vir_JEN]

@nickk400 ass 🫢

[diana🦢 @dirtyydian]

realizing i spoke too much & i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

[jenn @vir_JEN]

@mahiryilmaz__ Yeah go do it

[Cʅҽɱҽɳƚιɳҽ💜 @_theeunicorn_]

This was every bad b!tch’s favorite movie 😌

[jenn @vir_JEN]

Shut the fuck up idiot

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game - but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular-season outcome ... which suddenly seems so irrelevant.

[jenn @vir_JEN]

@mahiryilmaz__ This sounds very depressing it might be time for therapy

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me: have you seen my hoodie?

her: you mean our hoodie?

[rico @somethinglovely]

today's vibe

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

me when i tell him idc where we go to eat and we pull up to a place i don't like:

[coach 🎬 @beardafterhours]

the try guys collectively firing ned for cheating on his wife is such a power move im sorry this is modern feminism

[derek peth @PethDerek]

biting into the first mozzarella stick

[jenn @vir_JEN]

The fact that I talked myself out of going to school to be a cardiovascular perfusionist and now seeing how available it is actually makes me sick

[jenn @vir_JEN]

@mahiryilmaz__ Over here lying I’m nice

[jenn @vir_JEN]

@mahiryilmaz__ You will

[Tanaijah @tanaijaahJ]

she’s a 10 but she’s a Virgo so technically she’s a 1000

[me @dollycecola]

If i got cheated on 497 times like Khloe Kardashian i would be that skinny too

[Lauren Penner, MS, LPC @laurenpennerlpc]

If you were called “mature for your age” as a kid, you’re in therapy now.

[adam @brokeangeI]

“if you don’t like america then leave.”