Okay I give up: A p-value really is the probability the null is true. We lost this game, statisticians. Every one of you gave it your best, and I will always be proud of you. But the scientists cannot be defeated by conventional means. GG
To all the people whose blogs I’ve traditionally tweeted: I’m promoting them on Mastodon now. I don’t yet have good stats on how many viewers that generates. Let me know if you do!