virgin.m

rewriting the bible.

[virgin.m @virginm6]

Started watching Breaking Bad for the first time and all I could think was how much I missed Amsterdam!
#BreakingBad
#Amsterdam

[virgin.m @virginm6]

Have you noticed that when you fail to achieve realistic goals, you switch to unrealistic ambitions? The other day I was thinking 'Yeah I could be the next Pope'. And I am not even Catholic, nor religious, nor a man.
#Pope #catholic #church #thetwopopes #unrealisticexpectations

[virgin.m @virginm6]

Looking at the Covid entry restriction list for Western European countries and I think it's the first time Romania is considered a safe country 😂

And it's a short list!
We made the shortlist 🎉

#COVID19 #entryrestrictions #romania #vaccinated

[virgin.m @virginm6]

Everytime I see a guy putting his mask only to cover his mouth makes me wonder how he puts his condom on...maybe to only cover his balls?

#researchproposal
#condomchallenge
#maskcgallenge

[virgin.m @virginm6]

I spent so much time with a baby yesterday that I finally understood what sleeping like a baby means....crying yourself to sleep. I've been doing it my entire life.

#bestbabysitterever
#sleeplikeababy

[virgin.m @virginm6]

Workout apps are so annoying. ..Downloaded one a week ago and I constantly receive notification with congrats you've worked out 0.0sec today or you've reached 0.0 calories today!

#workoutapp
#workoutmotivation

[virgin.m @virginm6]

I'm pretty bc I took train on a 2nd class ticket but sat in the 1st. When the guy asked for my ticket I said I'd been there from the previous station and he said no, I'd have remembered a pretty girl like you! But I'm not THAT pretty bc he still made me pay 😭
#notprettyenough

[virgin.m @virginm6]

I am so single I have to forget my own birthday.

#single #sosingle #dating #DatingAdvice #notdating #birthday #forgetbirthday #relationshipgoals #RelationshipAdvice

[virgin.m @virginm6]

I am so single I have forgotten how to fake an orgasm. #single #sosingle #dating #DatingAdvice #orgasm