sage ⭑.ᐟ

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[sage ⭑.ᐟ @virgotits]

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[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump announces ‘Patriot Games,’ an unprecedented four-day athletic event with “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”

[madoka magicock @rifflexielian]

get a weirder more uncategorizable unpalatable form of queer NOW!!!!! everyone get harder to explain and more yourself STAT!!!!!!!!

[sage ⭑.ᐟ @virgotits]

@sputniksinta EVEN WORSE. MY PEACEFUL BOJANGLES.

[sage ⭑.ᐟ @virgotits]

i pull into an empty parking space for 10mins simply to eat my biscuit and as soon as i’m done i see a white lady with her phone pressed up to her ear taking pictures of the cars next to me and (presumably) mine WITH AN IPAD and now i’m annoyed because why. Why

[sage ⭑.ᐟ @virgotits]

as i’m driving away i see her trying to open the door of one of the cars????? and i know the car couldn’t have been there that long because i saw someone come up and actually come open the car door before going inside one of the businesses

[sage ⭑.ᐟ @virgotits]

i wanted to ask her wtf she was doing but i couldn’t be bothered. there’s no signage that you can’t park there. why are you the way that you are

[Morgan🦇🖤 @toxicdoomyurei]

If I wanted to look at gender swapped holes I'd dm oomf

[r͛ @9lsvq]

may whatever the fck happened this year never find me again

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

[sage ⭑.ᐟ @virgotits]

telling absolute strangers my life problems feels so good in the moment

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

DO NOT MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF ME. I WILL WATCH.

[♡ria♡ writing scorpio rising @thefujodyke]

new fanfic concept : izuku being forced to have them both as first years and realising... holy shit... is that what kacchan and i look like to everyone else....? are kacchan and i.....? [commence crashout]

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

do you think that santa, much like god, has abandoned us

[sage ⭑.ᐟ @virgotits]

i don’t give a fuck about cussing obviously but like, idk man, at work talking to customers i think it still matters

[sage ⭑.ᐟ @virgotits]

the gradual downfall of professionalism in the work place (any work place) becomes more and more noticeable to me every day and i hate it

[sage ⭑.ᐟ @virgotits]

walked up to the front to ask this guy a question and he had an airpod in, cussed while giving the most basic unhelpful response and then moments after walking away started vaping right at the desk

[sage ⭑.ᐟ @virgotits]

my niece just pointed at me and went “mama”