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If this profile is the last remnant of the English language, I just want to let future archeologist know: 👅💦 did it.

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@nikicaga He has ingested Dunkin’, his colon has been colonized

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Shit, Nevermind this place is lit

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@ChicagosMayor @GovPritzker

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@CyberpunkGame Wow, way to fucking doxx him like that

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@NYCMayor release the save files

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

11-year-old Zohran Mamdani was featured in a New York Magazine story about what gifts kids want for the holidays

One of his answers was SimCity 3000

Today, he has a real-life city to run

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@mattrett Please stand clear of the closing doors, queen

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@DeltyThe73rd They smash very small rocks together very fast

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@nikicaga Cause he’s a cutie patootie

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@CincinnatiDem24 Genuinely curious. Why do you have my representative as your profile pic

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@AldConway @ChiLoopAlliance Claims to cut red tape. Cuts a blue tape

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@TrueSlazac Bring back awkward politicians. I don’t want to have a beer with them, I want them to come up with the most complex tax plan imaginable to fund social services

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@PritzkerForPrez

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@hankgreen @joerogan

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@JBPritzker Pritzker decided to pull out the drip for Election Day

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@niceaccount5 Is this loss?

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@thegnarlyghost

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@sam_d_1995

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@sailordoooooom Then turn on the AC

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@GovPritzker @IllinoisDNR @evbox Finally a place to charge my balls

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Toilet paper production is 90% domestic