@qsilveur@XiJinpingThot69@pourfairelevide because i don't want to be stabbed. because the whole point of the government having a monopoly on the legitimate use of violence is so that you can outsource potentially violent encounters with antisocial people to the government instead of taking on that risk yourself
@gl0bal1ntifada@mindyisser why don't you go on the subway and keep asking people to stop being antisocial? you should do it, it's good for society and safe
@mikepompeo sir i read in the new york times that they took all your face fat and transplanted it onto your penis so you could have a second circumcision sir is that true sir?
[to my friend at a restaurant] Looks like you got yourself some food. Nice. That'll keep your energy up for a while. Don't let your energy get too low, or you won't be able to perform basic actions like running or climbing. If you have any questions about energy, just ask me.
A government agency spending $300 million in taxpayer dollars to produce sterilized flies sounds like a dream scenario for a DOGE team looking to cut waste, fraud, and abuse. https://t.co/3lGn15PndO
People don't like watching movies with me because when the bad guys get one over on the good guys for even a moment I become withdrawn and morose, and stop taking food and water for days