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fluent in hexadecimal

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

@WaffleHouse hi please open a location near Seattle WA preferably Issaquah WA thank you I’ll make it worth your while

[dopce @chromesandwich]

People will say "listen to your body" and then say don't drink diet coke. Pick one

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

More like J. R. R. Taken. The man was happily married

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

@WaffleHouse please open a location in seattle please

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

@sawyerjames_ They make absolutely no sense

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

I’m an introvert until someone brings up squatters rights

[Miami Dolphins Foundation & Community Programs @FinsOffTheField]

“My family has been close with the Cushing family my whole life & I was friends with Ben growing up. It means a lot to me & my family to be able to support the legacy of Ben & @CushItTTL in this way & I look forward to doing more in the future.”

@HunterLong x #MyCauseMyCleats

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

I cannot believe so many people have been to Burger King. I respect you but I also fear you ✊

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

This aged well. Graduating virtually June 13th

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

Yeah I actually transferred schools 5 times because I knew graduating ~on time~ in ~4 years~ in 2020 would be weird. Just a feeling ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

Jimmy Neutrons parents grossly underestimated his potential

[Shitty Future @Shitty_Future]

(c) @Xenophronesis

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

I love daylight savings cuz for the next 6 months I can stay up until 2 am but “it’s actually only 1am”

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

@sawyerjames_ Not today, Satan

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

@AndreJagassi77 This is gaslighting

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

I tried to Instagram this but it didn’t work

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

@ksolivia This tweet was confirmed by ms Hathaway herself

[Boolean @virtualkelthey]

Do you guys think Anne Hathaway wears chapstick