that guy

yeah im that guy

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

This data collection is getting put of hand I was eating cheez its near my phone and I started getting ads for crackers

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

I've never seen a fortune cookie that actually predicted my fortune. It's always like words of wisdom or parables. I want a fortune cookie to tell me I'm gonna get a fancy new car or that I'm gonna get my ass kicked by a stranger

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

I feel like whenever an nba player scores 45 points or more their team usually loses

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

Bro these scam calls are done with such little effort I'll get a call flagged with "scam likely" and I'll answer that shit and they don't even say anything for like 10 seconds

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

If you fill your mouth halfway up with water, your tongue floats

[.aif @dot_aif]

Happy (late) 20th anniversary to the Sly Cooper series!

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

@Geoffrost31 Spoken like a true Capricorn

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

@LPollock_25 @DBLTAPesports Best game series on PS2 hands down

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

@e_grant_91 Based Ethan?

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

Are bricks a type of rock?

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

@ixtdemon @trevaaaaaaaaa @NFL What if both teams score a field goal on their first possession?

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

These rules are more dumb than they were before

[NFL @NFL]

🚨 NEW PLAYOFF OVERTIME RULES 🚨

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

@PeachGangs @cashachusetts @murderxbryan Advertisements

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

I'm not an alpha, beta, or sigma male. I'm a delta male, the element of change, pure chaos

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

I like my Coke lukewarm

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

@mo_bhanot13 @gavin86oneill Penn State would obliterate both of those teams

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

Everyone on the TL doesn't appreciate what the refs did for us tn. I fully endorse their actions and hope for their future support

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

One thing the world needs is for pure instrumentals to make a comeback. Get yo voice outta here I'm tryna hear the guitar

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

When I die, don't bury me. I want someone to keep just my skeleton and hang me up as a Halloween decoration

[that guy @virtualswarm3]

@hillgeoff31 Rip