James Earl Jones, the prolific film, TV and theater actor whose resonant, unmistakable baritone was most widely known as the voice of “Star Wars” villain Darth Vader, died Monday. He was 93.
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BUFFALO TENDER BOX: (3) large house-made chicken tenders, crispy fried, tossed in our own hot sauce, served with hand-cut fries & bleu cheese.
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Whenever a recipe is like, “Strain through a cheese cloth,” it’s like, oh okay yeah I’ll just strain it through a cheesecloth. Get the fuck out of here.
Only in America could a woman get engaged to a VC, have an affair with a mega-billionaire right before her wedding, get divorced, marry said mega-billionaire, have a ketamine-fueled fling with an even richer mega-billionaire (who himself has 11 kids with three women), get divorced again, walk away with a cool billion of her own, and become the running mate of a skinny-tie-wearing third-party presidential candidate who himself is the nephew of an assassinated president from six decades ago and the husband of the actress who played the TV wife of the guy who created Seinfeld, and who might actually be the deciding factor that tilts the election in favor of a billionaire who starred in the Celebrity Apprentice, had a cameo in the sequel to Home Alone, and one time shaved the head of the CEO of WWE on primetime television during WrestleMania 23.
Don’t you dare tell me this isn’t still the greatest country on earth.
my uber driver just shared with me his belief that trends in human society are determined by the government waterboarding aliens until they pick a thing to be popular, and that’s why everyone suddenly had an air fryer at the same time. 1000 out of 5 stars