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Winner of intrusive thoughts 2023 world cup

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Don't look for instructions to be unique. If you do how are you unique?

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"Do you have any beef with me?"

Who do you think you are? Porotta?

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A hot girlfriend is just a reflection of a man's ego. Over your decades, the hot person you wake up next to will end up being just the remnants of your egoistic choices.

If your world was only your mind, let yourself be in love , and so, you are dating the most beautiful woman.

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@MangoZeus Check your dms

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Be the problem the world needs to fix 😈

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@MangoZeus What did they do to the fishes

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A sage having worldly wisdom has to go through poisons of the world as well. How do they manage that?

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The girl coming into my life at 18 ejected me outta the spaceship I was in ascending to heaven

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Maybe there are more bisexual women than men, because women grow up in the world seeing overly sexualised versions of themselves

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For the longest time I believed I was a sociopath, then I realised what autism means

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Know that the shit in your hand is yours to hold, I will not try to fix you, I will just stay by your side while you hold it

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Afraid of locking in such that your stakeholders see your potential and expect the same consistent outcome.

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to lock in for 34 minutes, i need 3 business days

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[💱 Business Typhoon Piyush Maverick Tainguriya💲 @MangoZeus]

It's not a receding hairline it's an ascending forehead

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people who call principled people stupid because they're not playing the optimization game miss the entire point of choosing which game to play.

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Have you ever sat down and played a full song in only your head? Try once

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If you are a mirror, shatter yourself into a million pieces and give it to others, and let them see a piece of themselves in you.

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I thought about this for so long. She might've absent mindedly reached out with her arms. But alas, I was absent minded too, I see a cute child, I accidentally kidnap them.

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Saw a girl at the beach.

I extended my arms at her.

She extended her arms back at me.

Seems like very easy to kidnap her.

She's 1.5 years old.

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If I could sing I would never talk

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My sexual orientation is women who wear oversized big shoes

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When life gives you lame make lamonades