Travis Tessmer

Former MGFX at The Onion. I’m writing a book about superheroes. YouTube editor.

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

Any Twitter bots wanna watch a wild 39 minute video I made about a Flat Earther/flat earth beef on YouTube?
https://t.co/ii6cNglkGY

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

I made a fun little video about #economics and now I’m ready for xbots to get upset at me because I said a bad thing about #capitalism 😆
https://t.co/PTz0ojiBcT

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

I talked to Mark Rober about Octopuses! (ft. Mark Rober & Ray Nayler) https://t.co/U01prTqqk3

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

I made a video about Redwoods! Very proud!

[Travis @tvtravis_]

I went to the Henry Cowell Redwood State park and learned about Trees https://t.co/RHDJXTmyGE

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

I made a video about Jack Conte's Parasocial Business Model https://t.co/LhTdt4zhU6

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

@priceline I want to know why you allow people to rent cars with virtual credit cards on your site, and not warn people that they aren’t accepted by the rental companies when you get to the airport. I just got screwed out of a car from this and I want reimbursement for my Lyfts

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

@Enterprise Sent

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

@Enterprise why do you have your virtual credit card policy buried in an FAQ? Why does this policy exist? Why can’t I use a debit card at an airport? You screwed me out of 10+ dollars and I want an explanation

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

@fly2ohare You should probably explain that to all of the people working at the rental places who seem to think this is on the airport itself. I was told “this is an Ohare thing. Houston and a couple other airports are like this” by someone at the budget desk. They said to talk to Ohare.

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

@fly2ohare I want an explanation for why Illinois residents can't rent a car from the airport with a debit card. I got no explanation, just turned away from every rental place for "Airport Policy." Whose policy? Why? I want reimbursement for my lyft rides. This is a 0/10 review.

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

@fly2ohare Great, you’re just going to shift the blame back onto the people who pointed me in your direction. I love a blame circle. Who do I talk to to get an actual explanation for this?

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

I lied about my last tweet being my last. This is my last one, where I announce I've designed my first Game and released it for free. Now I can mic-drop and leave before I have to pay $1 to say this (which you don't have to pay for this game, it's free)
https://t.co/wR3IYeah3B

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

My final tweet before it goes subscription-only is to post this insane, algorithmically generated @Spotify daily mix playlist it made for me where 42/50 songs are just @electric6

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

He might act cool and nice like “it’s just business”, but as soon as we turn our back, he’s going full Frieza at the end of Namek, and we deserve it.

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

Yeah, we’re all sad Lions fans now, but when the Kasakage comes back to the Den decked out in black and gold, we’d better run for our lives, cause we’re part of that dude’s *revenge arc* 😰 @jswaggdaddy #kasakageoftheden #wereinforitnow #ohno

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

@john_harper @ThirdFloorWars While you’re adding labels, that shield for the character portrait could use one! It’s so far away from the character description it just looks like it’s part of the Pathos track or something. Maybe that’s just me 🤷‍♂️ but it’s very big, and something that big should be labeled

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

I know I’m somewhere on the autism spectrum and this has to be it. Like, visually there’s only about 75% of the correct information here, and the shapes of the words are completely changed, which means I can’t process them properly. This is hell. I’m in hell.

[Travis Tessmer @Vitotamito]

I’m ready to inject this directly into my *S O U L*

[John Harper @john_harper]

Super excited for the upcoming Blades in the Dark series on @TheZoneCast! Listen to GM @JustinMcElroy give a little teaser about it here: https://t.co/vboc6fzwhr

[Fast Company @FastCompany]

Mark Rober (@MarkRober), YouTube creator; owner, CrunchLabs – For engineering a good time

https://t.co/WLYiZYryMr