Valdemort

Val (she/her) 🇭🇹🌸🔮🧘🏾‍♀️✨Spiritual Hype Man, writer, healer, astro heaux, baker

[Valdemort @vivalaval_val]

Sometimes I forget that The Universe is 100% that bitch when I ask for signs. Then she sucker punches me with them, and while I’m emotionally recovering from her revelations, my highest self is all like

[ethical nigerian @myhairobvious]

Zach telling Aniya that it wasn’t his business to tell aniya what kc was saying but he was quick to use those information to taunt her in challenges

[Valdemort @vivalaval_val]

@thedigitaldash_ Nope, it’s cartoonishly evil this season

[LUNA. 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 @lunagiiselle]

genuinely wtf is everyone gonna talk about when love island is over

i love the collective conversation

maybe we need to talk about climate change on earth

[Valdemort @vivalaval_val]

@bookslattes @loveislandusa @peacock I truly hope so, oh god 😭😭

[Valdemort @vivalaval_val]

All these mf making fun of Aniya and her feelings for KC after 3 weeks (6 months in villa time) and here goes the new Casa girl saying my man my man my man after KC humped and sucked the soul out of her on night one😒

[⚫️ Why is he speaking? @mozuzz]

Producers to the girls: “Look at your men. Is this who you wanna stay loyal to?”
#loveislandusa

[Valdemort @vivalaval_val]

@glizzyimdrunk Right! Him saying he’s not doing things tit for tat when that’s exactly what he’s doing 😒

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

Not a loser bone in her body. Even clocked Sydney having the wavy bussdown. Like my girl was impressed, watched the whole set up locked in 😂

[‼️ @missingmedics]

zach doing what people think aniya is doing btw

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

If the job isn't a CEO..CFO..COO..or any C-suite/SE position...there's absolutely no reason for Four rounds of interviews!!

[Tori Rachel 🌻 Seeing DJO!!! @TOR1_RACH3L]

About to be refreshing this page like I’m waiting for the Ticketmaster queue to open for a random ticket drop

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

a film with multiple fat leads, disabled, trans and poc characters, body positivity, AND fat fashion??? I’m seated! the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's "not out yet" but I'm simply too seated!! AHHH :D

[erika🌹 | still in the villa 🌴 @honeymoonaries]

alix earle copyrighting her old racist posts so that no one is able to post them online without hearing from her lawyers is kind of next level white supremacy

[Valdemort @vivalaval_val]

This (happy) energy or NOTHING 😭

[sarah @sarahradz_]

Last summer, my husband met me at a restaurant, and we were so genuinely happy to see each other that the couple sitting at the table next to us broke up

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

We are in the midst of one of the biggest meltdowns in tech history. The crowdstrike situation is already showing the institutional failure that happens when your incentives are growth at all costs with no regard for organisational memory and stability

[𝔇𝔯. 𝔓𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔞 𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔦𝔞𝔫 ℑ𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔶🌿 @Mimi22962154]

Haiti and it’s traditional garb 🇭🇹: A mini- thread:

[cay @koralinadean]

“my thoughts and beliefs have been misconstrued” you were parading around public with “zionism is sexy” stickers as children were dying in palestine