Viv

And the souls were three-atom oxygen molecules of the stuff of ozone, and the outer rim absorbed them, and was repaired. Nothing’s lost forever.

[Viv @vivspectre]

viv

[machine yearning eng. SF 8/4-8/28 @confusionm8trix]

we’ve had hot girl summer, white boy summer, performative male summer… what’s this summer going to be?

[Viv @vivspectre]

this is the best pop bassline ever https://t.co/1M1GTJJycw

[Viv @vivspectre]

@ettingermentum Haley4Congress

[Viv @vivspectre]

I just can't get over the fucking arrogance of all these people, it's so absurd. The whole Magdi Jacobs-type crew legitimately thought that if they made enough posts that were like 'look I was skeptical but the way she went off here 👀👀👀" it would transfer onto Michigan Dems

[Viv @vivspectre]

the stevens campaign had gone so overwhelmingly online in the last few weeks, so entranced in the minutia of Epic Centrist Twitter, that upon being hit with reality its only response is to attempt a murder suicide

[Haley Stevens @HaleyforMI]

Abdul, we were both on the ballot in 2018. I was capable of winning my competitive primary and general election. You lost.

You lost by over twenty points to Gretchen Whitmer and you will lose to Mike Rogers by talking like this.

Everyone in America understands you want to blame all of your problems on Jewish Americans.

But buddy, let me be very clear, I will lower the costs of groceries, ban stock trading for elected officials, stop Trump's abuses of power, and protect Michigan manufacturing.

And you’ll just be a celebrity whining and writing books to get even richer. You’re part of the complainer class, looking for their next book or podcast deal.

Bro, I just want to work for Michigan.

[Viv @vivspectre]

This is the best movie ever

[Viv @vivspectre]

can't decide whether I should get really into performative reading psychoanalysis work or if I should get really into watching Jackass

[Viv @vivspectre]

Former classmate (white guy) who my friend thought was a repper when we were in 10th grade has a blaccent now

[Viv @vivspectre]

"Hong will lose because the DNC won't give her money" Girl the DNC can't give anyone money they got Ken Martin betting the national headquarters on a 6-way parlay

[Politics1983 @politics_1983]

@RuNoseP Nobody is supporting Hong but DSA. The national party will not support her. She's on her own. It's a lost race.

[Viv @vivspectre]

did you know that Stereolab is just one girl

[Viv @vivspectre]

I think my friend is only larping being into the citrus-flavored soft drink 'Squirt' because of it's name, which I don't respect at all

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

(Nazi in 2045) Are houses yoused to be colorfull.

[Viv @vivspectre]

your favorite blowjobs favorite blowjob

[JACOB EVERETT @blauer_geist]

A customer, an elderly gentleman, asked me if I was “keeping it under control.” He continued, “It can be tough to keep it under control some days.”

[Viv @vivspectre]

I could not fuck my clone. We would not get along, in a decidedly unsexy way.

[Viv @vivspectre]

Guy Ritchie in memento waking up to this stuck to his hand

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Went over to let my mom’s dog out and saw this mysterious note

[Viv @vivspectre]

If my dad got his way we could’ve had at least one woke they named after that man of twists and turns….

[Cavid #FreeUlviyya @cavidaga]

The fact that nobody names their kids Achilles, Menelaus, Agamemnon or Odysseus these days, but here are tons of Hectors around says a lot.

[Viv @vivspectre]

I’ve got a purpose!

[Viv @vivspectre]

her joy....

[nini ꒰ྀི১ ໒꒱ིྀ @spideymina]

why does she find everything so funny

[maya 🦋 @mayamammamam]

this image is legitimately distressing