And even though I was turfed out of the job after just 45 days because I was in way over my head, I still get paid £115k of taxpayers money every year for the rest of my life… which was nice
She says she’s a fighter, not a quitter, but she’s about to get binned because she made everything shitter.
That’s all I’ve got. I’m hungover. Fuck off.
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