Vijay Parekh

What you are and and what you have is only temporary. #AVFC

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𝐖𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐯 𝐅𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐡𝐜𝐞 🎟️

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Win a pair of hospitality tickets to Aston Villa v Nottingham Forest 🎟️

We're proud sponsors of the @EuropaLeague & Aston Villa and we're giving away 3 pairs of 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 to the semi final!

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Hi, I'm a London based Villa fan here (although a proud Brummie at heart). I'd love to catch our lads last game in the capital this season. Any spare tickets going? Thanks 🙏🏽 #UTV #VTID #FulvVilla

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@JeffreyPeel @Ryanair Three letters..... V.A.R.

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@bagshaw2112 Love it!

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Vijay Parekh @vjparekh]

@lids ALL CAPS DAY! I COULD DO WITH A CAP TO KEEP MY BALD HEAD WARM IN THIS COLD WEATHER. :-)

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@Lord_Sugar A sign from the UK to say that Celebrity @bbcapprentice is imminent this Christmas.

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We're giving away 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐬 of tickets to Aston Villa v Manchester City. 🎟️

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@theavfcfaithful @Betano_UK Done.🤞🏾

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[Vijay Parekh @vjparekh]

@KP24 IPL last season. 1) Best value for money player, 2) Player performance that surprised you the most, 3) Upcoming and rising start for next IPL and 4) Who will win the next IPL?

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@GoyatNeeraj great fight paaji. Hurrr Champion.

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@narendramodi Good to see our CEO @JulieSweet from @Accenture discussing the important ties and future opportunities with India.

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Thank you @BMW @BMW_UK for tickets to the @BMWPGA @DPWorldTour #RolexSeries . As usual refined presentation and quality, from a top brand #BMW cars. Looking forward to the #golf and visiting the BMW stand on Saturday at @Wentworth_Golf

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