Valery Herman

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

Can everyone PLEASE stop asking their single friends what to get their significant others for Valentine’s Day?! It’s just cruel.

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

When you report an attempted burglary but the only thing your mom is excited about is that a police officer took your number 😂 #singlelife

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

It’s totally normal that my job makes me so miserable the first thing I do when I get home is collapse onto my bed and cry... right? 😅

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

I think I’m coming down with a cold... so why was I singing along to Wicked at the top of my lungs on the drive home? I would not recommend it for a sore throat.

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

Actually just stapled INTO MY THUMB while attempting to refill a stapler... how have I survived 24 years on this planet?!

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

To think I thought getting ready in the mornings was a struggle BEFORE I got bangs...

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

When your relationship is going badly and suddenly EVERY song you hear is about heartbreak & loneliness... thanks universe for rubbing it in

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

Just when I thought I had mastered the soundtrack, the #HamiltonInstrumentals are now out. My daily drive to work is filled with new purpose

[Gabriel Rosenberg @GabRosenberg]

If we held a moment of silence for every victim of the #Holocaust we would be silent for 11.5 years.
#HolocaustRemembranceDay
#NeverAgain

[Annie Demm @anniedemm]

There are those that go out on a Friday night.

Then, there are those who watch #HamildocPBS in their PJ's.

Guess which one I am...

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

My cat just killed a spider.
I immediately forgive her for every time she ever bit, scratched, or ignored me.

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

Today alone I took 27 pictures of my cat. I think I have a problem.
...
How could anything so mean and sharp also be so darn cute?

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

In the kitchen sipping tea & watching the 8th & 9th mouse born under our fridge try to get to the cheese in our catch&release trap #dumbmice

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

Just witnessed the guy at the jimmy john's drive-through window actually say to his coworker, 'wow that really was freaky fast!' 😂

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

A girl nearly bumped into me just now. She said sorry, but was wearing a sweater that read not sorry. So... was she?

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

Thankful today that my mom made me buy a practical waterproof backpack. I may be soaked, but at least my computer is safe. #motherknowsbest

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

My hair looks fabulous this morning, so naturally there are 20-30 mph winds outside. Good hair days never fail to fall on bad weather days.

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

Was really tempted to skip class this morning, but I was good and went. Our professor, however, didn't. Guess I should have followed my gut.

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

Shoutout to the bus driver this morning for announcing every stop as if we were on a ride at Disneyland. Awful driver, but points for flair.

[Valery Herman @vkherman]

Should be writing a paper, but instead I'm watching a spider weave a web outside my window. Somehow that's much more interesting. #impressed