Vlad

Every girl is like rose. Is thorny...is SO thorny.

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@filthyrichmond Bettie Page is the best. She is so hot, it is makink me sweat all of the balls.

[Vlad @vladpuf]

So many pitchers of beer to help me not be thinkink of all this batman twerkink nonsense. Where is real life beink?

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@ryanpequin is always funny and goot

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@brittneyg baby this is terrible. Vlad only grope you in bedroom. Promise. Also I can kill man who did this to you. I know a guy.

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@korybing drinkink is best! Fuel the fire man!

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@SimonHausner showbiz is terrible man. One times he stole 64 ounces of copper from me when he get me drunk. Is asshole.

[Vlad @vladpuf]

Callink all lady friends. The 12th lady to tweet me is gettink super hot story and maybe photo op.

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@bleything I will be cheerink you up, friend. Tequila and babes, yes? Put frown upside down and LIVE LIFE. LIVE SO HARD IT MAKES YOU VOMIT!

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@nicepeteisnice @LieBot Hey do not even worryink about this Nice Pete. Lie Bot is just beink an ass. He is so ass right now. Do not, please.

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@theisb Are you partyink with ladies?

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@SpaceJordan Send more! Every episode of my life is like sexiest kate upton body paint droplet.

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@LieBot Dammit Liebot. Got me again! I am hatink this. Boo to that.

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@skullmandible We will be beink discussink batman

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@MichaelHalila I try to win game even though I do not care! It is hard thinkink on toes! Prison=Rape of hands!

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@froonding_loom Never forget, baby.

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@thechrishaley @Essa_Dee @edgarwright Ha! This is exactly what the women are for. Gettink to see more movie times.

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@skullmandible Everyone is Vlad's friend. We are gettink together later for shots of Valvoline and Captain, yes?

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@skullmandible Agh! Just be puttink bottles of tequiza with them and let sparks fly

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@TheJewishDream is so goot

[Vlad @vladpuf]

@UCFH Roast Beef