Tory Lanaghan

Ask me if I'm a tree.

[Tory Lanaghan @vlanaghan]

First tweet maybe ever

Artists. Please. Please God let these drawn men drink water. Please stop showing us every muscle it's frightening.

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[Tory Lanaghan @vlanaghan]

Wouldn't this be insane

[FiveThirtyEight @FiveThirtyEight]

There are certainly scenarios in play (if Biden loses Pennsylvania but wins Arizona) where we wind up with a 269-269 tie.

In that case, Biden would need to carry either Nebraska or Maine’s second congressional district to win. https://t.co/7xLGN1jSuI

[FayteAzazel @AzazelFayte]

I have the transactions that are fraudulent, I have my fraud report. I should not be punished for something like this. No one should!

[Hope 🤷‍♀️ @featherlesshope]

Just taught a boomer how to open one of these bad boys so uh maybe that’s how we flex on em

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

In FIVE minutes @AOC exposed some of the biggest flaws and loopholes in campaign finance. Watch her takedown below 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

Retweet this if you’re a feminist who believes trans women are equal to non-trans women and should be given equal access to women’s spaces.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

Tom Holland is so leaky he should, statistically, be called Tom Colander.

[Sam @samack5]

Playing the song "closing time" over the PA system so residents know they needed to leave this morning was a high point this week

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

Top 4 things Sherlock wants to warm his feet this December:
1 John
2 John Watson
3 John Hamish Watson
4 Dr John Hamish Watson

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

The 3 types of people who liked Sherlock season 4:
1 Casuals
2 People who read while watching TV
3 People who haven't seen season 4

[Tory Lanaghan @vlanaghan]

@samack5 No

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

5 years ago, I was shot in an attempt to stop me from speaking out for girls' education. Today, I attend my first lectures at Oxford.

[Tory Lanaghan @vlanaghan]

@camphalfblood Are we going to see Magnus and Alex again? I can't imagine The Ship of The Dead being the last we see of the Valhalla crew!

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

Sherlock's favourite drink is, statistically, a dirty martini freeman.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

Whenever 97% of Britons are feeling too happy they watch The Final Problem to bring their mood down to the British average.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

Until Benedict Cumberbatch became famous, 61% of Britons hadn't realised cheeks had bones in them.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

Top 5 British couples who can't function apart:
1 Ant & Dec
2 Steven & Mark
3 Louis & Harry
4 Sherlock & John
5 Bernie & Serena

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

73% of Sherlockians are only fans in 2017 because they feel an obligation to 2010 Sherlock, not because they still like Sherlock.

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

Top 5 people who assumed Sherlock and John were gay:
1 Mrs Hudson
2 Mycroft
3 Angelo
4 Everyone else they met
5 1105 more people

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

Across the first 3 seasons of Sherlock there were 42 references to John and Sherlock being gay. 1105% more than necessary.