The Ojisan

Brarrar.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

Hey @EufyOfficial, I love your products but I'm pretty sure that requiring a CAPTCHA to unsubscribe from email violates CANSPAM (i.e. it's illegal). You may want to fix that before you get fined.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

I may be the only UX designer in the world that doesn't like Sketch.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

Still waiting for @Nintendo (or someone) to make a cobalt, royal, admiral, or sapphire blue joycon. The robin's egg just doesn't do it for me.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

I want to live in a world where the words "in network" are never uttered in relation to health care ever again.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

@realDonaldTrump Step one, resign.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

@realDonaldTrump Sorry #POOTUS, but you're an idiot.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

Hey @PopeyesChicken , thank you for bringing back #redStickChicken! It's the single best fast food chicken strip I've ever had. I dreamed of it daily since I first had it in 2015.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

Trend Micro Hosted Email Security may be the single worst thing I've had to put up with from an IT department at a job. Every single quarantined item has been legit mail and getting it released doesn't work from mobile browsers. Ugh.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

Hey @Netflix, #HildaTheSeries is fantastic. Please don't give it the #Sense8 treatment!

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

I simply can't bring myself to like bowties. That is all.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

Boomerang is the single worst thing about Instagram.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

Hey @nintendo, the classic controllers for the Switch are great but if you *really* want my money, re-release the NES Max and Advantage for the Switch!

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

Career/Life Goal: To never become so lame that I post faux enthusiastic drivel on LinkedIn.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

The image choice for "apparel" on Alibaba sure is something.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

This has been happening to me since July as well. The only way I can pay is through the app or over the phone.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

PSA (and plea): Mitsuwa is great but the #ramendb is barely mediocre. Please stop going there for ramen and spreading false information that is amazing (it isn't).

Seriously. There is way better ramen available in the city. #chicago

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

It's terrible! 😂😂

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

Shitty Life Pro Tip: Want fancy nitro coffee but don't have access to it? Just pop some alka-seltzer into your cup o' normal joe.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

I don't mind my phone not having signal. What I do mind is it having full signal but no connectivity, especially in the middle of Chicago.

[The Ojisan @vlargitect]

The girl at work who wears bright green fuzzy high heels with rolled up overalls gave me shit for having a blue soul patch. "Uhh...to each their own I guess," she said, condescendingly. I guess she's never looked in a mirror if she thinks I'm the one who looks ridiculous.