Vanessa Douglas

[d✮isy @toohighforthiis]

men send the worst tiktoks, nothing they send be funny

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[Vanessa Douglas @vldouglas_]

I’m scared

[Tamra Judge @TamraJudgeOC]

Who’s excited for Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip season two? It’s going to be worth the wait. 🔥 #RHUGT #RHUGT2

📷: @ImWatchingBravo

[Vanessa Douglas @vldouglas_]

Is March Madness still a thing ¿ Don’t think I’ve heard a peep in yrs

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

How long was 50 Cent hanging like that just waiting

[Vanessa Douglas @vldouglas_]

@hwr7116 *making eye contact while mouthing the lyrics*

[Vanessa Douglas @vldouglas_]

@hwr7116 Yes…. “Jiggin” as Bryan said…

[Emily Bernstein @emilybern]

When I worked front desk at a studio A$AP came in and I didn't realize who he was so I asked him to sign in on the sheet and he said "A$AP?" and I said "yes now if you wouldn't mind" and he smiled and didn't make fun of me so yes he'll be a great dad

[Vanessa Douglas @vldouglas_]

@Hatter_Baby91 You don’t like him Lauren?

[Vanessa Douglas @vldouglas_]

@AshhhLennon CHEMICAL PEEL > ANYTHING

[Jason Riley @Jason_Riley1974]

Reveal how old and out of touch you are by how many of these groups you have even heard of. I’m at 5, which I believe puts me in “born just after invention of television” category.

[stef dag @stefdagz]

I still leave voicemails just in case any one I know becomes a rapper

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Congratulations to everybody going out for two nights in a row rn. I was you once. Likely will never be you again. Wish u luck and peace though

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

One thing I love about New Orleans is being a little scared

[steph @steph_mcca]

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

My dad and his life long best friend are in town to help me out and they’ve been here for less than an hour and they’ve already called my ladder weak, my flashlight bullshit, my windshield wipers annoying and my toolbox “questionable.”

[Vanessa Douglas @vldouglas_]

@sarahoward13 Jody Douglas