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Cat lady with a playful side or whatever they say

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I need to get right with God

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all these fake ufo sightings are to desensitize you, so that when real shit happens in 2031 you’ll play it off. they make you think aliens will be cartoonishly evil. they will instead offer salvation. do not fall for it. they will still be fake aliens made by the government.

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@sungbinhwang02 love the third one, the heart almost looks like it has an eye.

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@kannedyourgoods @JulianChampagn2 PEEP THIS MY GOAT

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@kannedyourgoods MY GOAT!!!!!

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@Aelthemplaer Project Blue Beam…

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@_alex_joshua @PeterGr329 TRUTH NUKE

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this pale vulture irks me so fucking much

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

yours for a limited time at chipotle. eat and repeat.

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I don’t care if you’re republican or democrat. Detach yourself from your party. They are only a faux separation to make you have the illusion of choice. Create a new party for the general betterment of the working class. Cut all aid to Israel. Put our money to help the homeless.

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@Storyteller1983 @FastbreakHoops5 Once you get 70’s Bulls or Rockets, EVERY game you’ll keep getting 70’s Bulls or Rockets. At least it’s that way for me

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@Storyteller1983 @FastbreakHoops5 oh lookie here I know so many old ball players ohhhh I played 82-0 once in my life ohhhh

(this is a joke I just see Gilmore Hayes & Unseld all the time when I play 82-0)

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@kannedyourgoods i dont want him, what can Bron do that Devin Vassell can't do better?

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@StkBarcagoat @BiggySpurs He’s seeking a minimum deal, we’ll be good for sho

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1 year of Vleztemtraiving. Eat drink, be merry, distract yourself.

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@FreddyLA7 Hodgenville. Kentucky.

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but food hungry

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@FreddyLA7 Go to Hodgenville Kentucky!!!!

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@OldInternetFeel

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Holy shit it’s just American No Through Road

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@finalchungus internet is so dead set on making lolcows on some people, it gets to where they forget the value of life and emotion in the first place. I’d say you’ve redeemed yourself but in all reality redemption is not the goal, as that would imply your need of others’ approval. You did it.