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[Shiki 🍊 @lunxtichai]

this might be the OW tweet of the year LOL

[JarJar Siwa @SeriousSanchez]

I had to stop playing marvel rivals because I played as groot and I was saying "I am groot" too much so I switched the language to Chinese to try to break the habit but then I was just saying "wo shi groot" which is maybe worse

[Deadlock Intel @IntelDeadlock]

Color of the sky gradually turning into the team color with the soul lead

Via/fwa451

[jyn @andr0jynous]

THE TOUCH OF MIDAS⁉️⁉️⁉️

[osaka #TLWIN @osakalives]

I am making a collection of C9 reactions....

[💖Epic Edster💖 @Epic_Edster]

Here’s the Paige & Billy version

[JOEBRO ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @Joughbro]

Some more Petra Parker sketches

[Effy Cutie @Effysecretacc]

is that true bc they sent us over ~

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

"911, what's your emergency?"

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

*maniacal laughing coming from speaker* Well well well, if it isn’t my goon friends Plap Man and Throbbin!
Plapman: You’ll never get away with this stroker

[theee yuri master @ESCARG4L]

at first I loled, and then I serioused

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

let’s eat shit with mama

[Pleasure Architect @11Architect11]

a lab in the netherlands scanned couples during orgasm and stumbled onto the strangest finding in sex research.

when women wore socks, the orgasm rate jumped from 50% to 80%

the researchers weren't studying socks. the scanning room was cold, some women complained, socks were offered. suddenly the success rate exploded and the team realized they'd accidentally run the most important experiment of the study

the mechanism showed up right on the brain scans. female orgasm requires the amygdala, the brain's fear and threat detection center, to power down. cold feet kept the threat system quietly online. warm feet let it switch off. that tiny bit of physical discomfort was enough to block the entire cascade

- her brain cannot climax and scan for problems at the same time. the systems are neurologically mutually exclusive
- socks are a stand-in for the real variable: comfort. temperature, privacy, no time pressure, no risk of interruption, nothing pinching or hurting. every small discomfort is a tax on the fear center
- this is why the same technique works one night and fails the next. the variable that changed wasn't your hands. it was her nervous system's threat level
- the environment is doing foreplay before you touch her. warm room, locked door, no rush, phone away

men study techniques for years and lose to a cold room. her nervous system decides if orgasm is possible before your skills ever enter the conversation. handle the amygdala first. the socks were never about socks

[PotNoodle Overwatch @PotNoodleOW]

Lifeweaver has been disabled in #Overwatch 🪷

The support hero has been disabled across all game modes after their rose toy ran out of battery 🪫

There's currently no ETA for how long it will take to charge as they are using a faulty cable. ⚡️

[Femboy Military Flight Sims @FemboyDCS]

putting camo on the fuck machine to make sure everyone knows this one is for serious business purposes