nessa 🧸

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

[Chris @citehchris]

(me with my alien) this is a chilis margarita you drink it

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss.

[logan 🥤 @Kermeq]

in honor of hispanic heritage month, i will black out off of tequila

[m. @theonlymiyam]

Take care of the people that take care of you🫶🏽

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

when julia fox releases her book I am going to read it with a highlighter as if it were the old testament

[trash jones @jzux]

sleep is not enough. i need to be incubated like an egg

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

Your future needs you. Your past doesn't.

[sob | RPM loading... @9sieni]

that waist grab >>>>

[ℰ𝓁𝒾✨ @elithatb]

Don’t expect a “bless you” after the 3rd sneeze, lets get it together.

[👼🏻 @nanisxo]

I wanna get wine drunk so bad

[randomcontrol @wasteofaface]

fake falling asleep in the uber so the driver has to carry me to bed

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Weird shit turn me off like why u following Steve Harvey on Instagram

[noah @ylnoahhh]

old drake will do it for me every time

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

drunk commenting “what da hell” on every instagram

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

Imagine how crazy it would be to have an arch nemesis in real life

[୨୧ @vxaleriee]

a clean room + candle on 🤌🏻