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🍄 farmer | saas marketing

[vj @vnayjadon]

sales guys study buyology.

[Anike @BukkyAjayi_]

9-5 is so crazy. They will rush you to finish the document. Only for it to take weeks before they actually check out what you did.

[Brume @ThatBlaqguy_]

slut shaming? no i'm a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae.

[chloe star @snowiecone]

“casual sex” implies the existence of ranked competitive sex

[miten sampat @miten]

founder mode.

[danieloso @danieloso]

– ¡Papá! Hoy programé 2 aplicaciones y 3 dashboards.

– ¿Y cuánto te van a pagar?

– Yo le pagué a Claude...

[zam @zamdoteth]

Saw a guy call it cuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch😭

[Puchi @PuchiDei]

insufrible modernidad en la que a todo le agregan proteína o un agente de ia

[vj @vnayjadon]

@pepsi_mathur my father was a govt contractor for a decade, and there's so much money that we lost half of ours, but still we are in profit. i don't know how to articulate it.

[Pramod Mathur @pepsi_mathur]

in another life maybe, i'll be a govt contractor with 20 dumpers, 10 jcbs or who knows in this life

[Arihant @haryannvi]

Yesterday it took me 40 mins to cross Dhankot, a village bang on Dwarka expressway. This road has been a shitshow for two years at least now. Whole village remains under water for most of the year. It will take a few days to fix this if a CM decides to take his job seriously. Doesn’t even require travelling to Singapore or Sweden.

[brad ݁ᛪ༙ @up0nloss]

20 degrees in October because people need ChatGPT to write their emails

[slimmer shady @totauddd]

After a successful date she asked me can we go to your place but how do i tell her i live in NANDU LUXURY MENS HOSTEL AND PG in a 3 person sharing room

[Conservative Dividend Investing @CDInewsletter]

This is the greatest post in the history of FIRE Reddit. Perfection.

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

I guess calling them honey is rooted in bee keeping

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

it’s 85 degrees in october cus yall keep asking chat gpt to make yall fuckass flyers

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

government should be boring. roads should work, water should be clean, hospitals should function, public transport should run, and your taxes should quietly pay for all of it. nobody needs their government to be entertaining. they need it to fvcking work.

[Kodaishutir Kochuri Karyakarta @BarkusMaximus]

Must be developing an app to track hair count. Funds would have been raised by now.

[vj @vnayjadon]

Bachchan of West UP - The Uttar Kumar

[Complan Boy 🥛 @angelpriya3215]

Jaideep Ahlawat Acting In Every Movie 😂

(Cycle Chalane Wala Banda)