JorgéJakob

Making people sleep - Through word and deed
/LFC Fanatic YNWA
/Not followed by anybody of repute
/Music Lover/Foodie/Petrolhead (till Modi outprices petrol)

[JorgéJakob @vocalanesthesia]

@theliverdoc @icherryn Please mention which iteration! Don't want PS5 to be collateral damage.

[Sunil Gupta @HeySunilGupta]

I’m completely stranded at Moscow airport… alone, helpless, and running out of hope.

No one from @makemytripcare or @etihad is answering my desperate messages.
Russia doesn’t accept Visa or Mastercard anymore.
I have ZERO cash left. Not even for food or water.

The Etihad ground staff is avoiding me more than my ex ever did — literally turning their faces away and telling me “just call customer care”… which has been busy for hours. I’m standing here like a beggar in my own nightmare.

I don’t know how I’m going to get home. I’m scared. I feel abandoned by the very companies I trusted with my journey. My family is waiting and I can’t even tell them I’m safe.

Please… if anyone from Etihad, MakeMyTrip, or even the Indian embassy sees this — HELP ME.
And if you’re reading this, just one RT could save me. I’m begging.

#StrandedInMoscow

[JorgéJakob @vocalanesthesia]

@BackseatsmanLFC Oh my. Jurgen and his way with words. Just such a good football manager and an even better man manager and human being.

[JorgéJakob @vocalanesthesia]

@beastoftraal Would not be surprised is a lady wearing a simple cotton saree was found talking and coaxing the leopard to work harder and turn vegan.

[JorgéJakob @vocalanesthesia]

@thekaipullai They forgot to add the word "democratic" in from of the word world. It makes sense now, right?

[JorgéJakob @vocalanesthesia]

Samsung India, being one of India's biggest electronics brand, has probably the worst customer care and backend services amongst all of the tech giants. They can cancel the order for a tablet, but not for the comprehensive care plan taken along with it. Such a sham @SamsungIndia

[JorgéJakob @vocalanesthesia]

@PothanSacaria Minnal Murali evide?

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi, ER Doc here.

RT if you’ve ever done CPR on someone and they survived.

Trying to prove something.

[Karthik 🇮🇳 @beastoftraal]

This!

By @joybhattacharj on Facebook.

[Amit Schandillia @Schandillia]

His problem is not communalism, ABV was communal too.

His problem is not megalomania, Indira Gandhi was a megalomaniac too.

His problem is not China, Nehru failed with China too.

His problem is not wrecked economy, we’ve literally mortgaged gold before.

No, his problem is that he’s all past problems in a hideous little package—all at once.

His problem is his lack of class, lack of civility, lack of grace, lack of personality, lack of everything that makes a man a man. Or a human a human. He is Stalin during the Great Purge but only in paranoia and insecurity, not in authority, thank goodness.

Actually, my bad, this isn’t his problem. It’s ours. Just as a soiled diaper isn’t the baby’s problem, it’s of those who have to clean after him.

Good is ideal, but if ever forced to pick between evil and insecure, pick evil.

[JorgéJakob @vocalanesthesia]

@_ayushim25_ Their friends. Have to deal with so much BS.

[JorgéJakob @vocalanesthesia]

@theliverdoc Big Brekky from Kashi Art Cafe, Cochin?

[ZeosPantera @Zeospantera]

Thank God I saved an @TrashTastePod for these long waits out of Munich.

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

It may be *your* Kerala story. It is not *our* Kerala story.

[JorgéJakob @vocalanesthesia]

@drkeithsiau Kaleidoscopy

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@empireofthekop If they win away games and the 12:30 kick offs, I would not mind them playing in their undies either. But honestly, the lilac look meh

[JorgéJakob @vocalanesthesia]

@WengersFan In 2017, 50 rupees would have bought you a plate of beef fry at small joints for sure. Ivane okke aara padachu vittathu avidunnu. 🫡🫡🫡

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@pragdua Only thing missing is a toilet named go-poo

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@BrianofNazffs @UberFacts One of the more honest villains with a bloody score to settle and for a damn good reason.

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@OMRcat @ak_ka_thought @AnanthSampath Where's this?