Shamoyal Urfan

Too many tweets make a twat!

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@piersmorgan Its so fitting that our PM is actually a massive Johnson

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@neoleso91 @rantsnbants Win percentage. Record vs top 6. Most away wins in a row. Anything else for you, prick?

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@mraaronutd Bro are you serious? The formation was working. If Martial scored it was 2-1, if Cavani scored the chip, the game is done. Its over. Ole cant finish these chances for them. Stop being a hater

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@anas_488 Ngl but Veratti is massively overrated. Always, and I mean always, goes missing in big games.

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@AdamMcKola Its not funny. The guy is a liability

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@AdamMcKola This is so funny. Hes not playing well because hes not sponsored by Nike anymore? Oh dear me

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@anas_488 He never said that. You're twisting his words. Haaland 'looking like a golden boy' meaning hes banging in goals. The journalist literally said 'I love Davies'

Yeah racism is a massive problem in football and society in general but this here is a massive reach unfortunately

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@anas_488 Bruno? I dont mind if he gives the ball away while trying to create chances.
Martial was also shocking, but none of our fan base wants to say it

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@poetscorneruk Doing a BTEC in knitting

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@eli_helenek Im sorry to hear that

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@JackUTD___ @mraaronutd It wasnt a 4231. It was a diamond to accommodate Pogba and we lost

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@JackUTD___ @mraaronutd You never saw the Everton game? Fred n McTominay dealt with their midfield easily. Allan and Doucoure were done. Im sure Fred n McT would have dealt with Arsenal and Partey too

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@JackUTD___ @mraaronutd I have his shirt bruv. But hes not playing well so McTominay plays. Simple as that. Bruno is the main guy. And Fred is the Pastor. Pogba cant get into the team and I'm ok with that. Its you guys that cant take it that Pogba is not the best player at our club.

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@JackUTD___ @mraaronutd I never said Pogba was a bad player either

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@Arman_Ali11 @steelbanglez Bro its not racist man. Its funny. Black and brown people dont have these white ppl sensibilities. Have a laugh and relax man

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@ABlurredMuffle @aminah4prez Also, for the last 24 hours I heard MuslimPro was a French app and now apparently its a Singaporean app.

Cant trust anything you hear on twitter. Either way, anyone who brings other people closer to their deen, whether they are Muslim or not, deserve praise. Not hate

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@ABlurredMuffle @aminah4prez Apparently, QuranMajeed app is the one. But I dont have iphone

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@E9M__ Ohhh shit!! @steelbanglez took an L for no reason