Sam Regrets That She

I am the dusri ma your ma warned about.

[Sam Regrets That She @vodkya]

Women are trained from puberty how not to leave any signs of blood.
Think about it before you piss her off next time.

[Sam Regrets That She @vodkya]

Everyone should feel welcomed here, except those scums of the internet who make others twitter experience horrible.

[Sam Regrets That She @vodkya]

So long. So LOOOONG!

[Sam Regrets That She @vodkya]

Short girls will be appreciated today.
Short girls with V-necks will be appreciated everyday.

[camardard pnkj 🇮🇳 @AskThePankazzzz]

"airport se car ki ore jaate hue Anushka ne Virat k baayein hath ko zor se pakad rakha tha"
Ye new channels hain ya colony ki auntiyaan?

[camardard pnkj 🇮🇳 @AskThePankazzzz]

Dear parents, please show affection to your kids before they turn out to be grade 1 assholes on the internet in search of validation.

[P @pizzling]

If someone is praising you genuinely for no reason, you're probably dead.

[P @pizzling]

Just like relationships, the best part of a game of cricket is the chase. Not to mention the aggression, cussing, trash talking, hating..

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆 @ZssBeckker10]

So kids, if you never play a sport in your life, you end up becoming sore losers like @TimesNow #ShameOnTimesNow

[P @pizzling]

You know the kind of people you can't ignore by simply logging off? Yeah, stay away from them.

[P @pizzling]

RT if you expected her to say "I am from IIN" at the end of the vogue empower video :(

[P @pizzling]

Every time there's an outrage, twitter turns from being a mental asylum to some sanskari guruji ka aashram. 🙏

[Sam Regrets That She @vodkya]

It's okay if your wife is against adultery, as long as your girlfriend is not.

[TD @ttrinadasgupta]

I don't know
Who is the sea
And who is the shore.
It was a tough battle,
Of hatred, indifference & ignore.

[Sam Regrets That She @vodkya]

Bro zone > No zone

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

Imaginary friends are the worst side effects of social media.

[Sam Regrets That She @vodkya]

Fuck I forgot who all I used to hate here.
Okay, I hate you all now. Can't take the risk.

[Sam Regrets That She @vodkya]

Girls are going gaga over Shakti's snapchat on my whatsapp. No kidding.

[Sam Regrets That She @vodkya]

@Shakti_Shetty How are you love?

[Sam Regrets That She @vodkya]

@YouDontKnowWho_ Nowhere close, fortunately.