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[thevoid @voidaltacc]

@F1NN5TER yaaas babe congrats

[thevoid @voidaltacc]

@highmynameisrae this is literally my entire plan how did you get this

[succubus @creamachine9000]

like who gives a fuck if i get pregnant on accutane please let me make weird deformed creatures in peace

[thevoid @voidaltacc]

@MichaelaOkla I was like 25 before I found out that the standard sanitary towels are perfumed. I spent over a decade thinking period blood burned and smelled vaguely like vomit. Nah, just normal blood.

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

tchaikovsky using cannons in 1812 overture walked so M.I.A. gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise could run

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives and a Happy New Year! daleeeee

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

That's how it's done

[thevoid @voidaltacc]

@ailkye yeah that’s a good spoon

[thevoid @voidaltacc]

@MichaelaOkla taleggio!

[rhi @loonaeves]

only after seeing this tweet for the 7th time did i finally understand this person wants a flattering tank top and not that they want to get topped by sofia vergara

[thevoid @voidaltacc]

@Reductress ouch

[kenzi 🎃🔪 @catnipocalypse]

i seriously cannot stand male covers of santa baby that try to make the song platonic i need you to man up and fuck santa or stop wasting my time

[Bweaking NuwuS @BBCBweaking]

HIIII! Fowmew US Secwetawy of State Henwy Kissingew dies at his home in Connecticut aged 100 ミ(．．)ミ
https://t.co/ehxJLm8awc

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry my hands are so cold all the time it’s because i died a few years back

[Meg Corrigan @_megcorrigan]

Bein a lesbo is pish. A tell a girl shes bangin nd ye get "comin from u👸🏼" lit nah am no sayin tht tae be yer pal am sayin it tae shag ye x

[JP @jpbrammer]

when I say 👀 this is what I mean