Why you should have a big FAT girlfriend:
✅ Soft and nice to cuddle
✅ Lots of insulation to keep you warm
✅ Gets lots of food to share with you
✅ Moves slower, giving you time to stop and smell the flowers
✅ Higher DEF stat for a more well rounded party
✅ Curvier & hotter
when visiting a doctor, they often point out bloating or distension, and I find myself trying not to blush. the doctor’s frequent probing and prodding of my belly, coupled with their inquiries about any discomfort, often leads me to burp. which only adds to my embarrassment... 😵💫