hannah (flight risk)

momposting sorcerer autist… any pronouns (pls dont follow me if you are a kid lol)

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

penguin finger theory: god created each of our fingers to correspond with a penguin of madagascar (pinky:private, ring:kowalski, middle:rico, index:skipper) thumb is not included because it symbolizes my humanity

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

@AsarathaHS i actually agree with what he is saying entirely and have a similar approach with my writing because i write literary speculative fiction. but he makes a children’s cartoon and comes across as needlessly aggro about it here, especially towards an audience of primarily kids

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

i think that i simply do not like most poems

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

some guy started shooting from behind my grandmother at the fourth of july fireworks i attended. a helicopter started circling above us and everyone was running. my life sounds like a series of weird lies

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

@eroscestlavie_x i had multiple instances of people (almost always men) picking me up off of the ground without asking in high school and im not even that short. the feeling of helplessness and realization that most people could overpower and harm you easily kinda fucks with your head

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

@iWomansplainer i feel so fucking stupid now. it’s horrible. i’m only just now able to write somewhat decently again at about a year and a half postpartum. breastfeeding made it so much worse too

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

its impossible for me to fit an infuriating number of shirts and dresses because my bust starts really low. my boobs dont even sag at all either; the breast root just starts really close to my waist for some reason. so fucked

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

watching a review of different brands of marinara sauce and the reviewers wanted it to have both the taste and consistency of baby food for some reason

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

hes so hot 💔

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

getting really mad thinking about how they probably won’t let my character marry the giant richard ayoade in the new fable game and ripping all of my hair out

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

@ascentialoils @Maxiartss yeah pregnancy hormones do really weird things to your body. and im extremely pale too, like so light some brands dont make my foundation shade. and my husband is lightskin but still. crazy stuff

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

@CuriousBunnie12 i didnt get it until the very end of my pregnancy. and when i did it was soooo crooked. i was secretly kinda mad lol

[INES 7 @EoIixa]

Sometimes when I'm bored I bite my boyfriends shoulder and he scream loud as fuuuuuuuck 😂😂😂

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

@danialinfinito @thedigitaldash_ for a while i carried around a little notebook where i would write down every single thing that stood out to me as interesting right after it happened. over time, it really helped me feel more grounded and aware of the world around me

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

@reverse_vampire so true. my husband is one and 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 the best

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

this is how my mother-in-law adjusts our thermostat without asking whenever she visits

[Jum @JesterJum]

I will let the entire power grid go down and ruin everyone's lives before I set my home to 78°

Freaking terrarium home lizard people

[L’Apey @ouiouiapey]

Smoking crack with an alien named cracksmokulon

[hannah (flight risk) @voidbby69]

@superpaperslap thats the joke tho. hes still pretty much a child acting like a grizzled middle aged man because of how shit his job is