𝓥𝓸𝓴𝓮 𝓥𝓸𝓴𝓼𝓼

i'm not a star, somebody lied

[Unc Max @2FourMax]

Unatoa simu kwa mfuko unaangalia time, unarudisha, after 2 secs unaitoa tena juu bado hujui ni saa ngapi🥲🤦🏻‍♂️

[First♧ Generation° @FGeneration001]

Millennials hukua aje lakini, sasa mnaniuliza maswali nilijibu kwa CV..yes I have 10yrs experience at 21😂😂😭

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Mmejaza trust issues mpaka siku hizi mnaamka mbele ya Alarm😂

[Don Pete @Sap13nblue]

@flyaiko78 Ukiwa na hiyo unachukua Quater mbili za Dallas na chaser

[Dr. Jay @Jacques_Njehia]

@flyaiko78 Jug ya black ni 200😂kuamka utaamka Monday 😂😂

[ya dig @gotnocape]

@flyaiko78 dallas na ratish zitakupiganisha deadly😂😂

[MBUYU @flyaiko78]

Pombe gani naeza kunywa nilewe Hadi niokotwe nikiwa na 300/= pekee?

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

The way we switch between English,kiswahili and sheng mid sentence is actually linguistic excellence💯

[Klement 🌿 @KlementGemini]

In case you didn't know.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

nashangaa mbona pesa haiiishi kumbe nilitumia landlord 350 badala ya 3500

[AG @art_gambino_]

In my mind mi nishamake it
Nangoja Life icatchup.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Accidentally just opened my front camera. We remain grateful for personality

[Ben @TheKimilu]

Nikikumbuka generation wealth inaaanza na Mimi ,nararua simiti na
meno huku site

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

So suddenly bangi si mbaya and everyone and their grandma have been partaking of the substance on the DL while our boys rot in jail juu ya kupatikana na ka nyongi

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

You miss a lot of opportunities to make money when you don’t have money

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Energy never lies btw..ukifeel vibe ya mtu iko off..RUN!

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

Hao fans wa Basketball in Kenya hudhani wao ni black Americans. Lmao

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Tulikujibu 2 years ago

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 @ngocho_ke]

Kenyan men are very funny creatures, One minute he can't afford Chapo dondo at a local kibandaski. The next minute anapiga deal moja unamwona na Mercedes. Never outwrite a Kenyan man.

[Kestin @keskanana]

Jana tu nikitoka tao there's this girl who requested me simu yake imezima nimlipie fare eti tuombe pen aandike number yangu akifika anitumie, nilimwambia I'm okay sitaki anirefund so yeah it costs nothing to be kind