Kirstin

One of them damn art kids with an unhealthy obsession with cats. #freethenipple

[Kirstin @volkenk]

So how does one actually make a new girl friend? "Do you want to go on a lady date?" Is that weird? "Let's be friends?" Too forward?

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy

[Kirstin @volkenk]

@lindseynewell a valid excuse

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick, i will spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says should only take me 30 minutes

[molly @molllllusk]

“how to make friends as an adult” I don’t want new friends I want my old friends in the same place as me

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

well well well if it isn’t me writing all the things from last week’s to-do list on this week’s to-do list

[whatthefelk @whattheFELK]

If I ever start telling you information by saying “You know, I recently heard that (xyz).” I am referencing a Tiktok. That’s where I recently heard that. From a video a 22 year old girl made in her childhood bedroom. That is my source.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

shes a 10 but she needs u to tell her how obsessed u are with her at least once a day (im she)

[madison @madison_tayt]

holy shit, i can fix this if i vote? awesome! when’s the next supreme court election??

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

To recap: Police claim they shoot unarmed black children because they "fear for their lives" but police also claim they do not shoot armed gunmen killing children because they "fear for their lives."

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

sorry i didn’t respond to your email! i did not want to

[Kirstin @volkenk]

@Fultz4Feminism I wore chunky heels for the ceremony/photos but at dinner, I changed into chacos even tho it was 38 degrees

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

a little something about me is that I forget the wordle word immediately after playing. could not for the life of me tell you what it was today and I played maybe 2 hours ago

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

“I’m tired of living through historic events”

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Getting ready to go to the job that I applied for and badly wanted