bad hombre

Blurring the lines between satire and authenticity since 2006. I've been a terror since the public school era.

[Amazon Piss Jugs @JeremyWard33]

When the data tell us what we already know

[bad hombre @volumesofdata]

@EliotETC I think the concern is that people who are more at risk for contracting and dying from the virus due to socio-economic issues should probably be ahead of the general population. Even if they’re eligible now, we’re not seeing those folks get the vaccine

[Norm-AnCom Powell @CommunismInSix]

You know how y'all hate the people who buy a bunch of PS5s to resell them at a profit?

That's what your landlord is doing.

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

ACB's confirmation process demonstrates that the Republican Senate can move incredibly fast when they think something is important.

They just didn't think COVID relief was important.

[Bruce Greene @brucegreene]

I'm tired of seeing people complain on Twitter. I know that we are all going through some of the toughest shit ever.

So RT this and I'll pick someone at random to win how much Donald Trump paid in personal federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017.

I wanna make SOMEONE HAPPY FFS!

[bad hombre @volumesofdata]

I think about this all the time

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

it takes 8 minutes & 17 seconds for light to travel from the Sun to Earth, but only two seconds for me to light this blunt #faded

[bad hombre @volumesofdata]

@cosmic_lex My destiny is to have Vin Diesel drive Optimus Prime into meteor to destroy Megatron. Going to space makes that a possibility

[bad hombre @volumesofdata]

@cosmic_lex This is my destiny

[bad hombre @volumesofdata]

@cosmic_lex I knew this day would come

[. @swordsjew]

no. this is stupid.

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

excited to do some door-to-door canvassing for kamala!!!!!!!!!

[Zoe Melisa @Feminizzzm]

Sacramentans: if you've been to Corti Brothers, Zebra Club, The Melting Pot, The Depot or Badlands, get tested for COVID19. All of those businesses are currently closed for cleaning and pending testing bc of known positive exposure either with customers or staff.

[bad hombre @volumesofdata]

This Kylo Ren lol

[Russell @RussellHFilm]

this kid’s Star Wars impressions are next level

[bad hombre @volumesofdata]

“What if I just order my own separate, private butter?” LMAO

[relationships.bsky.social @redditships]

My (24 F) boyfriend (30 M) keeps disappearing into the bathroom for an hour or more with a stick of butter and the butter is gone when he finally comes out.

[bad hombre @volumesofdata]

Also seems like a good contender for @ButNoPotato

[bad hombre @volumesofdata]

I feel the need to caveat that @RudyGiuliani is a piece of shit but all of these things sound like good things...

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

WAKE UP!

Black Lives Matter wants to destroy law enforcement, end bail, empty the prisons (including drug dealers as well as users), provide themselves with reparations, AND a full-time government income without the necessity of work.

[bad hombre @volumesofdata]

Finally found the right password to be back on this account. You love to see it happen.