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dry heave ho

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that was probebly the longest shit ive ever taken in my ligfe

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I'm playeing pool with a bunch of cow boys I just wish they would s*ck my d*ck!!!!!!!!! Sheeeeeit

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fuckeing shit. fuvkeing helling shit. i completely for got tjat I was cooking bacon!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!

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@APRICOTPRNC3SS that's great honey I hope you had a great time

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i;m just your average Joe....a strange Dude who wants to do weird stuff to himself with his own bare hands in the dark

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to the strong barista bro who spelled my fuckign name wrong on my soy 12oz latte w/ whip cream & sprinkle's....how could you do this to me

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i m on a plane. i am the plane

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iv'e been listening to melodic black metallic ALL DAY MOM,, i don't want any of your fucking tapioca puddeing

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a picture of my wife fisting my ass has been forever immortalized into a hash on the bitcoin block chain. my son is a fucking peace of shit

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[clenches fist] i,m not afraid to blog about this

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You have been Banned from the forum for 24 hours

Mod Note: please stop posting pictures of Jimmy Neutrons dad in the Finance subforums

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God creates earth. the earth created MySpace Tom. and myspace tom promised me i would find love on this fucking Web site.

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bar tender, tend me a very aggressive arm bar.

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yes , i'm the guy who took the picture of goatse.......but I swear to y ou, i did not upload it to the internet

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are you kiddin,g me?? why do i STILL have to wipe my own turds off of my own ass.....AND see them floating g in the toilet. it's 2017

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el Mundo is sad that he has to carry a world full of people that are not very nice to each other.

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gotta rehydrate it's hot as hell out here!!!!!!!!!