vommy mommy

gimme my hat back jordan

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

shoutout to my neighborhood applebees

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

so who’s gonna tell the flaming lips that vaseline is technically a jelly?

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

if i had a tooth gap it would be over for u bitches

[Borbous⚓️ @Borbous7]

https://t.co/MWLvIUMQSg

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

“THAT WAS NIFTY AS FUCK”

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

about to get pissed

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“i wanna kiss his face w an upper cut” is the hardest line from guts like yes olivia beat that bitch up!

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

feeling: like i’m gonna send a text i’ll regret

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

communication is key in the ticketmaster trenches

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

1 thing i do know: every conversation about the future ends with me in tears

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

i wish taylor swift was still alive she would have loved watershed

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

her best intro. the yeah at the end 👩🏻‍🍳🤌🏼

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

literally just trying to live life & breathe air over here

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

1 thing i can always count on is seeing a brother in his finest church clothes parading around campus❤️

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

in my can’t trust any farts era

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underboob is in

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

next lana album better be hot dog water soaked cig vibes

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

duffer bros need their asses ate fr fr

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

@papa_guaccc melk is the best and it gives u strong bones

[vommy mommy @vomitroxy]

@dillflover pit vipers