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18, she/her, strawpage:

[🤍، @vomitugw]

pharmacists will go “do not consume alcohol with this medication,” like bitch do you expect me to dry swallow eight of these capsules?

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me: look little german boy, it’s the greatest of all time

little german boy: oh mein goat

[M⎊llie (III. Maestoso) @keepitonice]

enter shikari

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@thk6634 happy birthday!! 🎉🎉 i hope ur day’s been terrific so far

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@keepitonice they foresaw this

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call her a migraine the way she’s giving me head til i ache

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@0calpony LMAOOO this is so spot on, they really would start saying something like “he bye-byed himself..”

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critically acclaimed sequel to The Hi Hi Man

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me to my friend when we’re done w the hangout:

[angelo ☕️ @caffeineslushie]

i want to show you guys too, this beautiful horse pendant necklace i got thanks to rem showing me!!! its the most beautiful thing in the world to me...as you all know i adore horses

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@caffeineslushie im so happy abt this

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@cannibalr0mance oh my god that's oomf

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guy who downs an entire bottle of white wine before his colonoscopy because "it's a clear liquid"

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get off your high horse....and tell it to stop smoking all my weed for fucks sake!!!!

[zac @vomit_induction]

you're gonna get it. (receding hairline)

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@mesmerlimia tool fan who resells concert tickets for a massive upcharge so they make enough profit to afford the fetus in skull half-scale maquette

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thrift store called badwill where everything is criminally overpriced

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or is this just some online resellers