Jason Jordan

BLM, ACAB.
Canadian, and most likely the Kwisatz Haderach.

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

Going forward: if you follow me & I follow back and then receive a copy/paste or auto DM, I will unfollow you.

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

Happy Pride

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

@Ranting_Trans It's Tentacruel

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

I am 5 movies into the filmography of @skullfaceastro. I'm 30 minutes into this one, and there is a 4th shower scene. Every movie raises further questions.

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

@MandyFrizzle I plant dill, knowing that I will never get to eat it, because it is a host for Swallowtail butterflies.

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

Netflix continues with spot on casting.

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

No matter how good the Netflix version of Scooby Doo is, it would be 1000X better if they inexplicably cast Matthew Lillard as Shaggy amongst a bunch of 20 year olds and never mention how much older he looks.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Proportionate? Iran's not trying to be proportionate. Proportionate would be for Iran to kill Trump. Kill his entire cabinet. Kill his opposition. Bomb the shit out of New York and Los Angeles. Bomb a school full of American kids. Bomb some hospitals. That would be proportionate.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

@CantEverDie

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i work in private finance and i can tell you AI is OUT and gnomes are IN as the next big thing for 2026. every investment firm i talk to cant get enough of big mushrooms with small wooden doors, conical red hats, illusion magic, comic mischief, etc

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

@omystephanie No Full Metal Alchemist or Brotherhood.

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

"33 crime guns"

[Toronto Police @TorontoPolice]

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[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

@MandyFrizzle

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

I would settle for @porksmith doing the next Bond theme.

[Orikron 🇵🇹 骆培思 @orikron]

Canada has given up on its "Victims of Communism" monument after hundreds of the names were shown to be affiliated with Nazi or Fascist groups.

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

@itssamanthaaaa_ Do scones count? Can I be a slut?

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

@duckbldg

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

@Jacopo_della_Q Every movie of his has a 10 minute lecture about movies ripped from a first year essay shoehorned in the middle just so he can prove how good he is at watching movies.

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

I revisited this today, it provided 3 different answers when the question was modified slightly. AI does know answers, it just knows what answers look like.

[Jason Jordan @von_funk]

AI is bullshit and will never replace humanity's quest for knowledge.